CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #528

[EricH]

[NPOE] So many possible captions on this one...[/NPOE]

Here we see a classic expression meaning one or more of the following:

• Oh, great, I gotta go to the restroom now?
• What was the next move again?
• Ow! My knees, I shoulda given this up years ago!
• Now I've done it, I'm sure to be in a Caption Contest now...

The last one typically triggers thoughts of how to accomplish a similar effect to the OTHER Heidi Foster Rule without actual violation of either of the Heidi Foster rules.

[dodar]

Mentor: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes, knees, and toes. Head, shoulders, knees...

Student: What are you doing!?!

[Taylor]

If you want to go against 2056 in the regional finals, please stand up!

[Wayne Doenges]

Trey (thinking) Maybe I shouldn't have had the large bean buritto for lunch.

[rsisk]

OK guys, follow my lead... do everything I do... and we might just make it out of this disco in one piece!

[GaryVoshol]

Somebody help me back up!

<npoe>I resemble that remark.</npoe>

[efoote868]

Alright time to Charlie Br... oh wait no hands on knees. Should've remembered that.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

OK, everyone jump back at the same time and we will be able to straighten the carpet behind the player station.

[DonRotolo]

This was not at Palmetto, but in Charleston...

[NPOE]On your mark, get set...[/NPOE]

[cgmv123]

Song: And flip! And flip!

Dancers: And OWWWW! And OWWWW!

[Jon Stratis]

Mentor: Breath... I'm sure this will pass.
Student on the left: This is our third time through the pattern, and he hasn't moved since the song started - I hope he's ok!

[Jim Wilks]

Mentor: "How hard can this be? If teenagers do it, then surely I can do better."
[5 minutes of vigorous effort ensues]
Student: "Call over the paramedic!"

[orangemoore]

I'm too old to be cool.

[MARS_James]

May as well have a go at this:

Boy, Kisuke Urahara's Bankai was not what I was expecting,

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by DonRotolo

This was not at Palmetto, but in Charleston...

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

OK, everyone jump back at the same time and we will be able to straighten the carpet behind the player station.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) Taylor
3) dodar
4) efoote868
5) Jon Stratis
6) rsisk

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by orangemoore

I'm too old to be cool.

Which means the scores are:

cgmv123	35
Jon Stratis	32
DonRotolo	24
Jim Wilks	24
EricH	21
GaryVoshol	20
rsisk	19
Taylor	16
Al Skierkiewicz	14
efoote868	14
dodar	14
Wayne Doenges	14
orangemoore	10
Jay O'Donnell	8
Daniel_LaFleur	3
IndySam	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
MARS_James	1

Onward!