CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #536

[Wayne Doenges]

Student on right: *It's been an hour and we're still listening to speeches.*
Student on left: *These rings sure are comfy. ZZZzzzzzz*
Student in the middle: *If pigs had wings could they really fly?*

[GaryVoshol]

Robotic Plague's reaction when they heard bumpers would be restricted to red and blue in future competitions.

[Taylor]

"Twenty bucks says the GDC never does another tube game"
"You're on"

[cgmv123]

Announced during opening ceremonies: This is no longer a robot game. Strap on your tubes! We're playing human bumper cars!

[Jim Wilks]

There once was a team at the Duel
who thought leaning against tubes was cool
Some folks were a bit large
which caused the tubes to discharge

So after a loud pop
They went down with a plop
The lesson they all learned here
Was watch where you put your rear!

[Billfred]

I haven't forgotten! (I've had to do a LOT of cleaning and work in preparation for the pest control guys!)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by DonRotolo

Transistors? Naah. OUR robot runs on tubes.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by efoote868

I wonder if I made a paper airplane if I could fly it through the rack to the other side of the field...

Honorable mentions go to:

1) MARS_James
2) GaryVoshol
3) cgmv123
4) Taylor

And the burn award goes to...

Originally Posted by dodar

Day 3 of Dean's speech to open competition.

Which means the scores are:

Jim Wilks	57
cgmv123	53
GaryVoshol	49
Jon Stratis	48
DonRotolo	46
EricH	45
Taylor	40
efoote868	33
rsisk	30
dodar	27
Wayne Doenges	27
Al Skierkiewicz	23
MARS_James	+infinity
orangemoore	14
Jay O'Donnell	8
Barry Bonzack	4
Daniel_LaFleur	4
IndySam	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1

Onward!