Best Joke Ever

[Da SPAMinatress]

I've got a few jokes that I've heard recently, i'm not saying there good... but, they made ME laugh:

There's a big party one night, and all the functions are there. They're all having a great time, singing and dancing and conversing with one another. One of the functions notices e^x sitting in the corner all by himself. The function shouts over "hey, e^x, come on, integrate yourself!" while pointing to the other group of functions. "What for?" asks e^x, "It makes no difference!"


The instructor was demonstrating the wonders of static electricity to his class at MIT. While holding a plastic rod in one hand and a wool cloth in the other, he told the class, "You can see that I get a large charge from rubbing my rod..."


Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other.
One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive!"