CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #537

[Taylor]

You see the craziest things on clearance at the K-Mart Blue Light Special.

[cgmv123]

[Robot starts rising]

Guy in green polo: My hand's stuck. My hand's stuck! I can't let go!

[Robot stops several feet above the ground and crashes to the ground]

Kid in blue polo: The levitation circuit works!

Guy in green polo: Really?!?! While I had my hand stuck in it?

Kid in blue polo: I needed to know if I could levitate a human for my magic act. Now stick your hand back in there. I need to see if it can lift both you and me.

[Jim Wilks]

Student: "We've got a bit of a problem with this robot."
Mentor: "Ah ha! I see the problem right here"
Student " That's not really the problem"
Mentor: "No? Then what is it?"
Student "We built this robot to pick up big balls, but Breakaway is still 7 years away!"

[Billfred]

Thanks for putting up with me having the plague!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

This robot comes complete with a Freshman Entertainment Device. "Boing, boing." (Freshman giggles.)

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

The real reason for wearing safety glasses is not that the robot's claw can put out an eye or two. It's so that you don't get blinded by the light and drawn into it's death grip! Unfortunately, someone forgot to warn Billfred when he visited from 2031.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) orangemoore
2) DonRotolo
3) Wayne Doenges
4) Taylor

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by MARS_James

As has been pointed out safety glasses seem to be a recent invention as back in the dark ages of FRC they seem to rarely exist in photographs, BUT that is not the true safety hazard of this image! No it is not the man reaching inside a robot that is clearly on! It is that the students SHOE IS UNTIED! We are lucky no one died! Remember kids:

Safety FIRST

Which means the scores are:

GaryVoshol	59
Jim Wilks	58
cgmv123	54
EricH	50
Jon Stratis	49
DonRotolo	48
Taylor	42
efoote868	34
rsisk	30
Wayne Doenges	29
dodar	27
Al Skierkiewicz	23
MARS_James	19
orangemoore	16
Jay O'Donnell	8
Barry Bonzack	4
Daniel_LaFleur	4
IndySam	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1

Onward!