CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #545

[EricH]

A few minutes later, this man was seen and heard wandering towards Manchester, NH, muttering something about "must tell GDC about new game idea".

[Taylor]

His students thought he was quite thick,
But in reality he knew the trick.
To show all the fools
Who makes all the rules,
He uses Santa Beard on a Stick.

[Whippet]

"And that, kids, is how a helical ball collector works."

[GaryVoshol]

Santa Claus is comin' to town.

(For the 2nd Christmas in January)

[Wayne Doenges]

Note to self. Don't play with a cat while holding a wet sucker

[DonRotolo]

Owens-Corning pink fiberglass. On a stick.

[efoote868]

"But what if the snozzberries didn't taste like snozzberries?"