CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #545

[Billfred]

Finally! (And I started before midnight this time!)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

His students thought he was quite thick,
But in reality he knew the trick.
To show all the fools
Who makes all the rules,
He uses Santa Beard on a Stick.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Note to self. Don't play with a cat while holding a wet sucker

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) Whippet
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) GaryVoshol

And the burn award (or at least the itches-like-hell award, which also happens to count for three points) goes to:

Originally Posted by DonRotolo

Owens-Corning pink fiberglass. On a stick.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	87
GaryVoshol	79
cgmv123	76
EricH	74
Jim Wilks	69
DonRotolo	61
Jon Stratis	49
Al Skierkiewicz	49
dodar	47
efoote868	47
Wayne Doenges	47
MARS_James	41
rsisk	33
orangemoore	19
Jay O'Donnell	8
x86_4819	7
Barry Bonzack	4
Daniel_LaFleur	4
Andrew Lawrence	3
IndySam	2
Whippet	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
mastachyra	1
Kuhnahtt	1

Onward!