A famous qoute that means something to you

[Josh Hambright]

"DO OR DO NOT! There is no try!"

"Its not who votes that counts, its who counts the votes." - Karl Marx

"Imagination is more important than knowlege" - Albert Einstein


"We built this city on rock and roll!!!" - Jefferson Starship!

[Katie Reynolds]

"Forget the past, but remember what it has taught you."

"Of all the words of tongue and pen, the saddest are 'it could have been.'"

- Katie

[Team238-aholic]

How about the Clone High JFK

"I'm going to respond to that, by TAKING OFF MY SHIRT!"

HAHAHAHA, clone high is the best show ever!!!

as stated by JFK from Clone High:
"Let's go swimming in my pool....and by pool I mean bathtub...and by swimming i mean SEX!"

[Madison]

Originally posted by oneangrydwarf
"We built this city on rock and roll!!!" - Jefferson Starship!

They were simply "Starship" by that time.

[BingoTheClowno]

"Life is the world's best teacher... Unfortunately it kills all of it's students."

[Amber H.]

"God does not play dice with the universe" -Albert Einstein


Everything happens for a reason. I'm sorry to have to say goodbye for now. I'm going to miss you guys.

Much love and respect,
Amber

[Koko Ed]

Lot's of good ones here.

[Firewolf]

Originally posted by yangotang
"I love you like a fat kid loves chocolate cake"

Cracks my g/f up all the time.

i heard that one today in the hallway..
one guy to another ...(as a jk!)

[Kyle]

heres some good one from www.despair.com

-There are no stupid questions but there are Alot of inquisitive idiots

-There is no greater joy than soreing high on the wings of your dreams, execpt the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality

-When you earnestly belive you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling you efforts, theres no end to what you cant do.
there are so many more funny ones just visit the site

[Collin Fultz]

"Somethings are true whether you believe in them or not." Seth Plate-City of Angels

[Marc P.]

Anyone remember this:

Inch by Inch we're going Metric

[Ashley Weed]

"Don't just drive cause you love it, drive for pure victory."
... ... ...from the movie Driven

hehe.. sorry.... just my driver instincts coming out!!!

[Scottie2Hottie]

Jack Handey favorites:

"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."

"In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you."

"I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad."

"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."

"If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo- Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control."

"If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone."

"I bet the main reason that police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, "What was that?!""

"When you go for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges."

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."

"I bet for an Indian, shooting an old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the ground as she falls over, is like to top thing you can do."

I'm done for now... man I love Jack Handey

[Matt Attallah]

"Live life like it's your last day, but plan for the future." - My mom (don't know who said it before)

I think this one i use every day!

[FAKrogoth]

My motto for this year
"Man was forced to accept masochism as his ideal -- under the threat that sadism is the only alternative. This is the greatest fraud ever perpetrated on mankind." - Howard Roark, The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand

"I DO have strong beliefs. First, proof is king. Logic is Prime Minister." - Force-Attuned Krogoth, TDA

"It is shocking to find out how many people do not believe they can learn, and how many more believe learning to be difficult." - Princess Irulan, Dune by Frank Herbert


I, too, love Despair.com.

"Every dark cloud has a silver lining. Lightning kills hundreds of people every year who try to find it."

"Failure -- when your best just isn't good enough."

"Not all pain is gain."

"The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower."

"It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black."

"The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're being pretensious."

"It hurts to admit your mistakes -- but when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second."

"None of us is as dumb as all of us."

"It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals."