Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!

[Grey Mann]

This is a robotized version of a thread I saw on a different forum a while back titled "Defeat the SUP3R HAX0R!"

I am EVIL DEAN KAMEN! And I am here to destroy everything FIRST stands for and everything you hold dear as members of your precious "FRC". I will not stop until I am defeated, and even then, I will persist and continue enforcing my will beyond death in order to destroy the accursed FIRST once and for all.

Here's how the game works:
I, EVIL DEAN KAMEN, start out with 100,000 HP. You, as loyal members of FRC, must try to stop me using whatever pitiful attacks and weapons you might have laying around in your mechanical shop. Every few attacks, I (as EVIL DEAN KAMEN), will retaliate with an assortment of anti-FRC attacks. I will keep a running counter of my current health and, once my health reachs 0, I will be defeated, at which point the game will restart.
Be warned that since I am the embodiment of DEAN KAMEN, only EVIL, I have all of DEAN KAMEN'S, godlike powers, and will not hesitate to use them in order to destroy FIRST for good.
Also, once an attack has been used once, it cannot be used again for the duration of the game.
Let the battle..
BEGIN!

EVIL DEAN KAMEN HEALTH: 100,000 HP