"Quotes" that were said during build season

[Diego V.]

Thought I would just mention that the FRC Q&A team has a magic 8 ball that they use to predict what teams will do.

[nikolojedison]

Battery Master during brainstorming a couple weeks ago: "Put it in the centre of the middle."

[Addison4300]

"WHO STOLE MY DRILL?!"
"We need to stack the box, container, bin, tote, thingie"
"Why do we even bother...?"
"Close enough!"
"WHY WONT THE AXLE FIT!?"
"WE NEED MORE POWER!!!"

[Aaappetheshaftr]

Mentor: "I threw a shark at Russ, it's not my fault that it had a wrench in it."

[Grey Mann]

Scouting Master"Can I name the scouting laptop 'Lieutenant Commander Data?"
Scouting Mentor:"... No..."

[CoachC]

"Coach. The holes on this don't line up".
"Turn it around".

"Coach. I think it's broke".
"Ok. Just add some pizza sauce".

[xXhunter47Xx]

Mentor on CAD last week
"Is the CAD done yet?"
"almost there!"

Today
"Is the CAD done yet?"
"almost there!"

[Calvin Hartley]

Lead programmer, on the topic of duplicate components:
"Well, they're spliced together. One is working and the other is not. That means it's a mechanical problem."
*fist pump*
"I love saying that."

[xXhunter47Xx]

"Chit Kassis"
"#!@% kassis?"

[alexis tuggle]

After a long build day two students were watching us test the robot for a long time and our head mentor said "what are you guys doing? Are you guys pidgins?"

[Ozuru]

"Can't we just hot glue some Plexiglas to it or something?"

[Certified Nerd]

Me-"what's wrong with the robot code?"
Mentor-"It's so broken we may have to re-install labview"

Me-"Where is the sonic screwdriver?"

Me-"go get me the metric sharpie"

Me-"I don't think we should build our drive train out of would"

Mentor 2-"Gobble-Gobble-Gobble"

[Dave_4539]

The other morning we were doing some test driving. After making a stack of four this is what happened:

Christian: Dang, we're getting pretty good at driving.
(Not more than a second later he bumped the controls and knocked the stack onto the table causing everything on it to explode)....
Nevermind....

[Whippet]

Originally Posted by Dave_4539

(...causing everything on it to explode)....

Stuff on tables doesn't tend to explode... Care to elaborate?

[Dave_4539]

Originally Posted by Whippet

Stuff on tables doesn't tend to explode... Care to elaborate?

Well I didnt mean that literally, it just sounded like it and stuff went everywhere... dont worry, we're not making any bombs here.