"Quotes" that were said during build season

[Mineking116]

G:Go get the Pneumatic fluid
M:Oki!
*5 Minutes later to our coach and a few mentors*
M:Hey, anyone know where I can find the pneumatic fluid? G sent me and I can't find it.
Mentor:Yeah, it's in my office. It should be in a red canister
M:Oh, ok, I will grab it. Thanks
*5 More minutes later*
M:I still can't find it
Mentor:You're standing on it
M:What?
Mentor:Right there
M:Where?
Mentor:Everywhere. It is air...
M:.........


Now the running joke for today.

[nicool]

"These needlenose pliers are the best. Bae."
"Bae-dlenose?"

[MechEng83]

Mentor: "How much weight did you just add?"
Student: "We don't know."
Mentor: "You could have weighed it before you put it on."
Student: "Well, we could weigh the robot, then rip off the piece and weigh the robot again."
Mentor: "..."

[Dana Simpkin]

"With all due respect, I would much rather use common sense than the Transitive Property of Addition." -- Matt Sinclair

[Grey Mann]

"I'm going to transform my foot into a foot with your a$$ wrapped around it!"
-Overheard at competitions last year. I think someone was forgetting the whole Friendly Competition thing.

[Tinmint1]

You have now wasted your dumb statement of the day.... From now on only intelligence please

[Whippet]

"This is good progress. Usually by this point nobody knows how it's supposed to work until it doesn't. Now that it's all coming together, we can all see exactly how it's going to not work!"

[3BlindMice]

Me - J, are you cutting the sheet of sandpaper?
J - Yes.
Me - J, what are you cutting the sandpaper with?
J - Scissors.
Me - J, are those the good scissors?
J - Yes.
Me - <Rolling Eyes & Under Breath> Not anymore.

[3BlindMice]

Random Team Member to other Random Team Member selecting which song to play next in build area - "Play some Korn. Mitch likes Korn."

[RomeroFRC5012]

Originally Posted by Jherbie53

I'm wondering what some of the more interesting "quotes" or phrases said this year. It doesn't matter who said them, a student, a teacher, or a mentor. One of mine this year was "Ball chunk colorer person". That was said when someone asked why i was coloring a ball with a sharpie.

"Good Enough"

[Navid Shafa]

Me: "Pop Quiz Kids: Tell me something new about this year's tournament strucutre"

Student: "It's a Red-Robin right?"

MFW

[BL0X3R]

One student was drilling a hole, two other people were spotting him.

Spotter 1: a bit up...
Spotter 2: to the left...
Spotter 1: up again...
Spotter 2: right a bit...
Driller: it's like I'm entering a cheat code, up up down down left right left right.
Me and another mentor at the same time: B A start!

Much laughing and high-fiving was done afterwards.

[CoachC]

Close enough. We're not building a piano

[3BlindMice]

Overheard a lot while building field pieces: "Don't worry about it. We'll tape it."

[Diego V.]

Thought I would just mention that the FRC Q&A team has a magic 8 ball that they use to predict what teams will do.