CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #553

[GaryVoshol]

After too many Caption Contest winners who pointed out the lack of safety glasses in the pictures, Billfred figures out a way to prevent it from happening again.

[Taylor]

Nobody makes fun of ol' four eyes six eyes eight eyes anymore. She has the vision of a spider!

[efoote868]

This is the result of overzealously following safety standards without really understanding the purpose behind them.

[Wayne Doenges]

Everyone thought she was crazy for wearing 6 pair of safety glasses until that unfortunate accident with the Frisbee took out the first 5.

[Jim Wilks]

One can never be too safe!

[Billfred]

It's still Monday in Michigan!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by dodar

This is actually the daughter of Professor Farnsworth from Futurama.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

Nobody makes fun of ol' four eyes six eyes eight eyes anymore. She has the vision of a spider!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) efoote868
2) EricH
3) cgmv123

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by MARS_James

Spoiled brat, their are hundreds of other students in caption contests who need those safety goggles, spread the wealth!

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	119
cgmv123	105
GaryVoshol	102
EricH	91
DonRotolo	88
Jim Wilks	76
efoote868	73
Wayne Doenges	69
dodar	63
Al Skierkiewicz	57
MARS_James	52
Jon Stratis	49
rsisk	41
orangemoore	19
Jay O'Donnell	8
x86_4819	7
Andrew Lawrence	5
Barry Bonzack	4
Daniel_LaFleur	4
Botsup	3
IndySam	2
Whippet	2
Nick Lawrence	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
mastachyra	1
Kuhnahtt	1
kstl99	1
tStano	1
Can1s_Major997	1
GeeTwo	1

Onward!