CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #558

[GaryVoshol]

Whadda ya mean, you haven't programmed "Down"?

[cgmv123]

They're ready for when a game update turns "FIRST Overdrive" into "FIRST Launch a Trackball as far as possible".

[DonRotolo]

Quick! Grab the robot before it floats away!

[Billfred]

Sorry about the delay, y'all--tax preparation is a killer!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Student: "What's that"
Mentor: "It's a Blueberry picker."
Student: "Blueberries are like a 1/2 inch diameter."
Mentor: "This will be used when they mutate and grow to the size of a track ball."
Student: "That's crazy."
Mentor: "That's what they said about the guy who invented the light bulb and look where we are now."
*student walks away mumbling something about dementia*

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by The_ShamWOW88

Only week 3 of build and we're already doing the Cupid Shuffle....what's that thing about "You know you're addicted to FIRST when..."?

Honorable mentions go to:

1) DonRotolo
2) cgmv123
3) GaryVoshol
4) rookierunner
5) Wired_Mike

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by efoote868

100 more feet of this pneumatic tubing and we'll be able to hurdle once without kicking on the compressor.

(The air pressure struggle is so, so real.)

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	139
cgmv123	120
GaryVoshol	119
EricH	100
DonRotolo	99
efoote868	86
Wayne Doenges	86
dodar	82
Jim Wilks	77
MARS_James	58
Al Skierkiewicz	57
Jon Stratis	49
rsisk	42
orangemoore	19
Jay O'Donnell	8
The_ShamWOW88	7
x86_4819	7
GeeTwo	6
Andrew Lawrence	5
Barry Bonzack	4
Daniel_LaFleur	4
Botsup	3
Jacob Bendicksen	3
mastachyra	3
Wired_Mike	3
IndySam	2
Whippet	2
Nick Lawrence	2
rookierunner	2
Sperkowsky	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
Kuhnahtt	1
kstl99	1
tStano	1
Can1s_Major997	1

Onward!