Any good FIRST jokes?

[Wayne Doenges]

While I was inspecting robots, at CMP, two girl students and their mentor approached me. Mentor was standing behind the girls.
Girt: "Can I ask you a question?"
Me: "You just did."
Girl: "Can I ask you another question?"
Me: "You just did."
I thought the mentor was going to have a heart atack from laughing so hard.

Another thing I like to do during inspections.
I'll ask the students if thay have an pneumatics on the robot. If they say no, I'll ask them if they have any old matics. Some get it, some don't.

[Briansmithtown]

Recycle Rush.

Best joke ever.

[The other Gabe]

Originally Posted by SonOfMrFrishman

I hate to be the one to drop the ball, but i'll pass on the Lunacy of coming up with a bad FIRST joke. I mean, i'd like to Aim High on Raising the Bar for you guys on these jokes. Now i'm going to kick this joke into Overdrive by stating that the Diabolical Dynamics of these jokes are completely horrendous. I probably should Breakaway from these shenanigans as soon as possible.

this is the Ultimate ascent of terrible FIRST puns

[EricH]

One I pulled on some folks on one of the teams this year:

"You know, your numbers aren't going to pass inspection. They're vertical."

The team in question happens to be one of the three remaining active single-digit teams, and at least one team member just started laughing.


I also, when checking for hazardous materials, would ask for stuff that is hazardous... but no high school would be expected to have around. Including a Mr. Fusion at one point.


As an inspector, the "best" (or not!) kind of inspection problem to find is if you're inspecting the team of any other inspector at the event. This goes double for any LRIs in the bunch.

[Briansmithtown]

The best joke was how the GDC was saying how the games will be like sports....then Recycle Rush.

[Wayne Doenges]

Last year at the St. Louis regional I told several teams that past game pieces could not be used on their robots. Some team used frisbees to hold the ball.
You should have seen their jaws drop.

[Matt C]

Not FIRST specific but did happen at a regional last year. 1468 put THIS in their robot prior to inspection.


(There may or may not have been cookies inside)

[IronicDeadBird]

A few weeks ago I stood among team members as they were about to embark on a road trip to Utah for the regional. Everything they had done, everything they had work so hard for all for this moment. I couldn't help but be inspired. So I composed myself and gathered a few words and captured the attention of all who were present, just to share a little story in the hopes that I would inspire them to do their best. As they all looked to me in anticipation I cleared my voice and said...
"Here, is the story."
With all eyes on me questioning where I was going with this I continued.
"All about how, my life got flipped-turned upside down."
A smile here a grin there, some people knew where I was going with this monumental speech.
"I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air"

[Anthony4939]

Originally Posted by Briansmithtown

(Working hard on robot, calling for us to get que'd, potential scouters come)

"May we help you?"

"Ummmm Do you have any buttons? "

This is hilarious because it is TRUTH!

[Anthony4939]

New student on the team......asked him to go looking for a Johnson Rod.....he went around asking our mentor team where he could get one.

[Briansmithtown]

The best story from this year is how we scared Dean Kamen away from out pits in NYC. We were next to the bathroom, and Dean went into the bathroom... when he came out, a member of our team said "DEAN, LOOK AT MY, UHH, THINGY! " Vlad made a simulation of this years game, but with the excitement, he couldn't get it out... Also doesn't help that I gave Mr. Kamen a roll of Denim Duck tape. He just said "You guys are nuts!" and left the convention center... it was hilarious.c

[Mammaloon]

What does Dean Kamen say when he wants to take a picture?

FIRST, let me take a selfie.

[Briansmithtown]

"what does your robot do, pete?
it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls"

[CadetGizmo]

Pretty sure that in 2015, the odds were STACKED against us.

[devg29]

Originally Posted by Briansmithtown

The best joke was how the GDC was saying how the games will be like sports....then Recycle Rush.

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