CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #560

[MaGiC_PiKaChU]

Oh, you think autonomous is your ally, but you merely adopted canburgling, I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t loose a step fight until I was already a man...

[GaryVoshol]

A good coach always finds dual purposes for things. A canburglar can also serve as a gaffer hook to pull in students who tend to wander off.

[EricH]

"Onwards to St. Louis! CHAAAARGE!"

How they got off the island is still a mystery...

[Taylor]

It's an inanimate carbon rod!