CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #563

[GeeTwo]

Leveraging off a quote from drive practice this year:

She: Don't they know they only have sixty seconds?
He: That's just a guideline. Hey, Bob told me you have another jingle idea for our cereal with the rectangular and cylindrical oats and the long green marshmallow pieces.
She: Oh, yeah: Pop, crackle, snap! We make the sound like this...
He: I still prefer "Silly drive captain, t'oats are for 'bots."

[cgmv123]

Look, it's the only copy of the actual, complete Saturday Championship schedule!

[MaGiC_PiKaChU]

He : This bot has some 8" wheels!
She : Their designers are clearly compensating for something

[Billfred]

Sorry for the delay, everyone--the long days of Championship have me a little sick and behind on work.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by dodar

Girl: Did he just fart?
Boy: Im so glad we have thermal imaging on our camera

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

Oh hey look it says BYPASS I think that means we get to advance to the next round!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Ichlieberoboter
2) GaryVoshol
3) EricH
4) DonRotolo
5) GeeTwo
6) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by MaGiC_PiKaChU

He : This bot has some 8" wheels!
She : Their designers are clearly compensating for something

(Clearly, improper frame placement relative to the axles!)

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	155
GaryVoshol	145
cgmv123	129
DonRotolo	110
EricH	109
efoote868	98
Wayne Doenges	98
dodar	95
Jim Wilks	77
MARS_James	58
Al Skierkiewicz	57
Jon Stratis	49
rsisk	43
The_ShamWOW88	21
orangemoore	19
GeeTwo	15
Ichlieberoboter	12
DohertyBilly	10
Andrew Lawrence	8
Jay O'Donnell	8
x86_4819	7
MaGiC_PiKaChU	6
IndySam	5
Wired_Mike	5
Daniel_LaFleur	5
Barry Bonzack	4
Botsup	3
Jacob Bendicksen	3
mastachyra	3
rookierunner	3
IronicDeadBird	3
Whippet	2
Nick Lawrence	2
JaneYoung	2
tStano	2
Sperkowsky	2
Poseidon1671	2
M1KRONAUT	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
Kuhnahtt	1
kstl99	1
Can1s_Major997	1
Paxaplenty	1

Onward!