Best Joke Ever

[Hailfire]

This is more of a brain teaser but anyway,...

A woman shoots her husband, drowns him, and hangs him. One hour later, they go out for dinner. How can this be?

Answer: A woman takes a picture of her husband with a camera, develops it, and hangs it dry.

A man is trapped and has to choose from three doors. Door number 1 has a room full of sharks, door number 2 has a room full of fire, and room number 3 has a room full of lions who haven't eaten in 3 years. Which is safest for him?

Answer: Door number 3. A room full of lions who haven't eaten in 3 years are dead.

How can you mix two different barrels of water in a large container and still figure out which water came from which barrel?

Answer: Freeze the two barrels and put them in the larger container so you can tell the two apart from each other.