CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #566

[EricH]

OK, guys, listen up. We all look alike, so I'll just blend in as one of you, and you all can be the head ref in rotating matches.

[efoote868]

Ref 1: "How will we know if a robot is shooting poof balls too fast?"
Head Ref: "Well, what else flies at 12 m/s?"
Other Refs: "A witch!" "Poof balls!" "A car!" "A rock!" "A duck!"

Head Ref: "A duck, very good. And what are ducks made out of?"
Other Refs: "A witch!" "Poof balls!" "Water?" "Rocks"
Ref 1: "Wood!"

Head Ref: "Very good. So if a robot is shooting poof balls faster than a duck then logically..."
Ref 1: "The poof ball will heat up"
Head Ref: "And therefore..."
Ref 1: "The robot will release its magic smoke"

Head Ref: "Very good!"

[MaGiC_PiKaChU]

2nd ref from the left: Guys, this team knows we're planning to disable their robot for no reason

[Wayne Doenges]

Announcer: "I can't believe our luck. Here we see 6 FIRST Zebras standng out in the open. The FIRST Zebra is usually a loner and are known to be very skitish but will gather around the lead Zebra for support."
Head Ref: "What is that guy doing in the shadows talking to himself?"

[Taylor]

I don't think I need to tell you guys, but there are a few teams here from Massachusetts. Remember, if the Poof ball comes to rest purple side down, it may be under inflated.

[Jim Wilks]

Head Ref: "Guys, we're falling behind here. The teams are scoring far more points than we are hitting them with penalties. "We need to step things up a notch!"

[cgmv123]

We don't have enough zeal! We need to dazzle the crowd as a group!

[dodar]

Middle Ref: (Inner Monologue) Ha-Ha-Ha, I am the only one wearing my safety glasses.

[mastachyra]

"Those fans are on us like a pack of lions! If we all huddle together, maybe these stripes will confuse them."

[GaryVoshol]

I was told there would be corn dogs. Anyone know where to get corn dogs?

[popnbrown]

"I need to tell you something important. Don't look, but that team has freezy snacks. We need to make a plan to obtain those freezy snacks."

[GeeTwo]

Bad News. Don't look over there now, but the inspectors passed team Stark, the ones with the flying robot. Put your goggles on and be ready to dodge if it comes over the railing. Hey, didn't I say not to look?