CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #566

[mastachyra]

"Those fans are on us like a pack of lions! If we all huddle together, maybe these stripes will confuse them."

[GaryVoshol]

I was told there would be corn dogs. Anyone know where to get corn dogs?

[popnbrown]

"I need to tell you something important. Don't look, but that team has freezy snacks. We need to make a plan to obtain those freezy snacks."

[GeeTwo]

Bad News. Don't look over there now, but the inspectors passed team Stark, the ones with the flying robot. Put your goggles on and be ready to dodge if it comes over the railing. Hey, didn't I say not to look?

[The_ShamWOW88]

A team is in the question box, quick, act like you're busy!

[M1KRONAUT]

First ref: "I don't like the looks of that robot. You brought the explosives, right?"
Second ref: "I don't think that's safe..."
First ref: "Don't worry, I told the pit admin to announce that there are free corn dogs in the lobby."

The refs have the darndest conversations when no one is listening.

[Matthew1998]

"Ok, you go destract the drive teams while I turn off the robots."

[Ichlieberoboter]

Left: Okay guys, here's the deal. 254 is good. Too good. We need to have one of those "mistakes" to make sure that-
Second from left: Shhhhh they're right there!

[MARS_James]

Don't worry guys they will never use poof balls again, on an unrelated note we are still scheduled to meet back up at this regional in 2012 right?

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Okay, when I give you the sign, you flip open the rule book and start scanning pages like you found something. That should give us a good five minutes to come up with something. If we need any longer I will call for a reinspection.

[Billfred]

Man, page two in the off-season? I must be living alright!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by efoote868

Ref 1: "How will we know if a robot is shooting poof balls too fast?"
Head Ref: "Well, what else flies at 12 m/s?"
Other Refs: "A witch!" "Poof balls!" "A car!" "A rock!" "A duck!"

Head Ref: "A duck, very good. And what are ducks made out of?"
Other Refs: "A witch!" "Poof balls!" "Water?" "Rocks"
Ref 1: "Wood!"

Head Ref: "Very good. So if a robot is shooting poof balls faster than a duck then logically..."
Ref 1: "The poof ball will heat up"
Head Ref: "And therefore..."
Ref 1: "The robot will release its magic smoke"

Head Ref: "Very good!"

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

I don't think I need to tell you guys, but there are a few teams here from Massachusetts. Remember, if the Poof ball comes to rest purple side down, it may be under inflated.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) mastachyra
2) Al Skierkiewicz
3) Wayne Doenges
4) M1KRONAUT
5) MARS_James
6) Jim Wilks
7) GaryVoshol
8) GeeTwo

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by dodar

Middle Ref: (Inner Monologue) Ha-Ha-Ha, I am the only one wearing my safety glasses.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	167
GaryVoshol	153
cgmv123	135
EricH	114
DonRotolo	110
efoote868	110
dodar	109
Wayne Doenges	104
Jim Wilks	79
MARS_James	63
Al Skierkiewicz	59
Jon Stratis	49
rsisk	43
The_ShamWOW88	22
GeeTwo	21
orangemoore	19
Ichlieberoboter	16
M1KRONAUT	15
DohertyBilly	10
MaGiC_PiKaChU	9
Andrew Lawrence	8
Jay O'Donnell	8
x86_4819	7
mastachyra	6
IndySam	5
Wired_Mike	5
Daniel_LaFleur	5
Barry Bonzack	4
JaneYoung	4
tStano	4
Botsup	3
Jacob Bendicksen	3
Katie_UPS	3
rookierunner	3
IronicDeadBird	3
Whippet	2
Nick Lawrence	2
Sperkowsky	2
Poseidon1671	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
Kuhnahtt	1
kstl99	1
Can1s_Major997	1
Paxaplenty	1
Vale	1
popnbrown	1
Matthew1998	1

Onward!