CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #566

[Billfred]

Man, page two in the off-season? I must be living alright!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by efoote868

Ref 1: "How will we know if a robot is shooting poof balls too fast?"
Head Ref: "Well, what else flies at 12 m/s?"
Other Refs: "A witch!" "Poof balls!" "A car!" "A rock!" "A duck!"

Head Ref: "A duck, very good. And what are ducks made out of?"
Other Refs: "A witch!" "Poof balls!" "Water?" "Rocks"
Ref 1: "Wood!"

Head Ref: "Very good. So if a robot is shooting poof balls faster than a duck then logically..."
Ref 1: "The poof ball will heat up"
Head Ref: "And therefore..."
Ref 1: "The robot will release its magic smoke"

Head Ref: "Very good!"

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

I don't think I need to tell you guys, but there are a few teams here from Massachusetts. Remember, if the Poof ball comes to rest purple side down, it may be under inflated.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) mastachyra
2) Al Skierkiewicz
3) Wayne Doenges
4) M1KRONAUT
5) MARS_James
6) Jim Wilks
7) GaryVoshol
8) GeeTwo

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by dodar

Middle Ref: (Inner Monologue) Ha-Ha-Ha, I am the only one wearing my safety glasses.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	167
GaryVoshol	153
cgmv123	135
EricH	114
DonRotolo	110
efoote868	110
dodar	109
Wayne Doenges	104
Jim Wilks	79
MARS_James	63
Al Skierkiewicz	59
Jon Stratis	49
rsisk	43
The_ShamWOW88	22
GeeTwo	21
orangemoore	19
Ichlieberoboter	16
M1KRONAUT	15
DohertyBilly	10
MaGiC_PiKaChU	9
Andrew Lawrence	8
Jay O'Donnell	8
x86_4819	7
mastachyra	6
IndySam	5
Wired_Mike	5
Daniel_LaFleur	5
Barry Bonzack	4
JaneYoung	4
tStano	4
Botsup	3
Jacob Bendicksen	3
Katie_UPS	3
rookierunner	3
IronicDeadBird	3
Whippet	2
Nick Lawrence	2
Sperkowsky	2
Poseidon1671	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
Kuhnahtt	1
kstl99	1
Can1s_Major997	1
Paxaplenty	1
Vale	1
popnbrown	1
Matthew1998	1

Onward!