CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #567

[EricH]

"I told these kids to build a robot that could shake my hand. But no. I have to shake ITS hand? Kids these days..."

[dodar]

Time to settle it the usual way.

[GeeTwo]

We want a good clean match. All right, shake hands, to your alliance walls, and come out stackin'!

Spoiler for If I have to explain it to you:

This is the sort of boxing match that takes place in two adjacent square circles.

[Taylor]

(snarky cd user): Sure, it looks great, but where are you gonna mount the bumpers?

[M1KRONAUT]

"Hey, we should use our autonomous recording feature to make the robot shake hands with the ref at the beginning of each match!"

(Because this robot has an awesome autonomous recording feature. Triple emphasis on the word awesome.)

[Ryan_Todd]

(Polonius) "O, I am slain."

(Director) "CUT! What was that, Larry? I asked for emotion."

[MaGiC_PiKaChU]

If you don't shake hands with the robot, you'll hurts it's feelings, and it will ram into your alliance wall for being un-GP

[efoote868]

Grab the robot by the gripper sure doesn't have the same ring as grab the bull by the horns.

[mastachyra]

Every new robot must shake Dick Cheney's hand as a sign of peace, or risk being blasted in the face with a shotgun.

[Wayne Doenges]

There once was a engineer named Larry
Whose hobby made people wary
Cool robots he did invent
But never with malicious intent
He just wanted his tool box to carry

[GaryVoshol]

When the "mentor-built" / "student-built" arguments get too intense.

[Ichlieberoboter]

*Larry* How do I pose?
*student* Just act like you really like it.
*Larry* Like shake its hand?
*student* Ummmm, sure. (to other student) He does know it's not a person, right?

[cgmv123]

Larry is trying to demonstrate why a fourklift only needs two forks.