CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #567

[mastachyra]

Every new robot must shake Dick Cheney's hand as a sign of peace, or risk being blasted in the face with a shotgun.

[Wayne Doenges]

There once was a engineer named Larry
Whose hobby made people wary
Cool robots he did invent
But never with malicious intent
He just wanted his tool box to carry

[GaryVoshol]

When the "mentor-built" / "student-built" arguments get too intense.

[Ichlieberoboter]

*Larry* How do I pose?
*student* Just act like you really like it.
*Larry* Like shake its hand?
*student* Ummmm, sure. (to other student) He does know it's not a person, right?

[cgmv123]

Larry is trying to demonstrate why a fourklift only needs two forks.

[Billfred]

Still Monday, ha!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by cgmv123

Larry is trying to demonstrate why a fourklift only needs two forks.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by mastachyra

Every new robot must shake Dick Cheney's hand as a sign of peace, or risk being blasted in the face with a shotgun.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Wayne Doenges
2) M1KRONAUT
3) efoote868
4) EricH
5) GeeTwo

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Skywalkar

(Polonius) "O, I am slain."

(Director) "CUT! What was that, Larry? I asked for emotion."

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	168
GaryVoshol	154
cgmv123	145
EricH	116
efoote868	112
dodar	110
DonRotolo	110
Wayne Doenges	106
Jim Wilks	79
MARS_James	63
Al Skierkiewicz	59
Jon Stratis	49
rsisk	43
GeeTwo	23
The_ShamWOW88	22
orangemoore	19
M1KRONAUT	17
Ichlieberoboter	17
mastachyra	11
DohertyBilly	10
MaGiC_PiKaChU	10
Andrew Lawrence	8
Jay O'Donnell	8
x86_4819	7
IndySam	5
Wired_Mike	5
Daniel_LaFleur	5
Barry Bonzack	4
JaneYoung	4
tStano	4
Botsup	3
Jacob Bendicksen	3
Katie_UPS	3
Skywalkar	3
rookierunner	3
IronicDeadBird	3
Whippet	2
Nick Lawrence	2
Sperkowsky	2
Poseidon1671	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
Kuhnahtt	1
kstl99	1
Can1s_Major997	1
Paxaplenty	1
Vale	1
popnbrown	1
Matthew1998	1

Onward!