FIRST Comedy hour

[bkahl]

Originally Posted by Briansmithtown

He's right you know.

I don't know. That's just your opinion.

[Zebra_Fact_Man]

Originally Posted by Gregor

Do we read the same Chief Delphi?

Probably the only funny thing in this thread so far.

Originally Posted by Andrew Schreiber

I'd love to hear the mentor built joke.

What do you call a mentor built robot?
World Champion.

What do you call two mentor built robots?
An alliance someone is going to complain about later on Chief Delphi.

To me, the joke if funny because I just don't care how mad people get.

[thatprogrammer]

Biggest joking in FRC: People expecting rules to stay the same each year.
Also: I've heard nothing is better than FRC and that something is better than nothing. Thus, something is better than FRC?! *If you follow, or are on, 365, you may have seen me say this to your team already*

[PayneTrain]

Originally Posted by bkahl

This was always pretty funny to me:

frccirclejerk.com

I've always wondered who made it.

Same.

[IronicDeadBird]

Scissor Lifts are always viable.
When does mechanical agree with programming?
When they realize mistakes were made and its time to bag...
Whats the difference between Ether and Wikipedia?
I trust Ether.

[Anthony Galea]

Did you hear the one about mecanum wheels on Ein - Oh wait I can't make that joke anymore? Dang.

[EricH]

Originally Posted by Zebra_Fact_Man

What do you call a mentor built robot?
World Champion.

What do you call two mentor built robots?
An alliance someone is going to complain about later on Chief Delphi.

Just for reference, this isn't it. Neither one is. (And... just for reference... usually it's only one that someone complains about.)

[Mike Marandola]

Originally Posted by PayneTrain

Same.

That sounds like a domain that a Virginian would make

[artK]

Originally Posted by 3175student17

Did you hear the one about mecanum wheels on Ein - Oh wait I can't make that joke anymore? Dang.

What sort of bird brain, or bumblebing moron would build a robot with mecanums?

[Anthony Galea]

Originally Posted by artK

What sort of bird brain, or bumblebing moron would build a robot with mecanums?

They must bee a Daredevil in order to do that...

[Gregor]

Originally Posted by 3175student17

They must bee a Daredevil in order to do that...

I don't think you have enough rep to say something so racy.

[Anthony Galea]

Originally Posted by Gregor

I don't think you have enough rep to say something so racy.

What? Unless I'm missing a joke here, I'm just adding to the list of teams that used mecanums on Einstein. My team used mecanums this year, I'm pretty sure I'm not bashing them.

[allgoodthehood]

Originally Posted by Gregor

I don't think you have enough rep to say something so racy.

I'm going to go out on a whim and say he was directing that to us, team 2512, the Duluth East Daredevils. Or Daredevils for short. Nothing racy or anything, it's okay I know him.

[bkahl]

Originally Posted by Gregor

I don't think you have enough rep to say something so racy.

Originally Posted by 3175student17

What? Unless I'm missing a joke here.

You are.

/S

Just some comic relief in a comedy thread, I know, mind boggling.

[Jared]

Originally Posted by CJ_Elliott

No. First started in 1989 and didn't decide on 2 champs until 2017. even if the rate doubles, the earliest that we would have 2+ champs would be 2031... This still doesn't reassure me....

The 24 year period between championsplits is alarmingly short.

If we keep doubling the number of championship events every 24 years, it'll only take 240 years until there are over 4,000 world champion robots. This may quickly become a problem, as there will soon be more world champion robot spots than teams. The exponential rate of increase of championships is at an all time high, and is currently higher than the growth rate of humans, high schools, FRC teams, and places that can host FRC championships. In 770 years, FRC championships will most likely outnumber human beings on earth, which will cause terrible overcrowding.

This xkcd comic is applicable: