CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #569

[Poseidon5817]

Who needs swerve when you can have a space shuttle engine?

[Wayne Doenges]

Here at Cory's used engine emporium, we have engine of all sizes.
This here beauty was used on the last space shuttle flight. Oh sure it has over 1,000,000 miles on it, but most of those miles were coasting miles.

[IronicDeadBird]

"Selfie with my new ride!"
-Cory

[Taylor]

It would look bigger if he was holding a banana for scale.

[cgmv123]

Cory would like to take you on a tour of his dream house.

[Ichlieberoboter]

What do you mean it's over the weight limit?! 120 ton - oh wait, that says pounds?!

[DonRotolo]

Dean Kamen's version of the mobile teepee. Upwardly mobile I suppose.

[Billfred]

For the record, it was Monday when I started!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by DonRotolo

Dean Kamen's version of the mobile teepee. Upwardly mobile I suppose.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Ichlieberoboter

What do you mean it's over the weight limit?! 120 ton - oh wait, that says pounds?!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Taylor
2) Wayne Doenges
3) dodar
4) M1KRONAUT
5) GeeTwo
6) Poseidon1671

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

The winner of the ultimate Burn Award.

(Until someone takes a selfie on the sun, I suppose.)

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	172
GaryVoshol	157
cgmv123	147
DonRotolo	121
EricH	121
dodar	115
efoote868	114
Wayne Doenges	109
Jim Wilks	80
MARS_James	63
Al Skierkiewicz	59
Jon Stratis	49
rsisk	43
GeeTwo	35
Ichlieberoboter	24
The_ShamWOW88	22
M1KRONAUT	19
orangemoore	19
MaGiC_PiKaChU	13
mastachyra	11
DohertyBilly	10
Jacob Bendicksen	8
Andrew Lawrence	8
Jay O'Donnell	8
x86_4819	7
IndySam	5
Wired_Mike	5
Daniel_LaFleur	5
Barry Bonzack	4
JaneYoung	4
tStano	4
IronicDeadBird	4
Poseidon1671	4
Botsup	3
Katie_UPS	3
Skywalkar	3
rookierunner	3
Whippet	2
Nick Lawrence	2
Sperkowsky	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
Kuhnahtt	1
kstl99	1
Can1s_Major997	1
Paxaplenty	1
Vale	1
popnbrown	1
Matthew1998	1

Onward!