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[connor.worley]

Originally Posted by dmaggio744

The year is 7943...

There is now such an immense amount of FRC championships that they are considered an annoyance. Medals are used for counter weights. Trophies are melted down for raw materials. Dean Kamen uploaded his intelligence onto a supercomputer and his consciousnesses now controls swarms of drones with cameras to watch all the matches at once.

We must go back to the past, to prevent what terrors are to come...

The year is 20XX. Everyone drives robots at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on driver station position priority. The RPS metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

[AdamHeard]

Originally Posted by connor.worley

The year is 20XX. Everyone drives robots at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on driver station position priority. The RPS metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

Translation please.

[connor.worley]

Originally Posted by AdamHeard

Translation please.

Super Smash Bros joke. If two players do certain actions at the exact same time, the outcome will be determined based on whoever's plugged in closest to the 1st controller slot. Eventually, players will become so good that matches will be determined by whoever wins the rock paper scissors for the 1st slot.

[Abhishek R]

Originally Posted by connor.worley

Super Smash Bros joke. If two players do certain actions at the exact same time, the outcome will be determined based on whoever's plugged in closest to the 1st controller slot. Eventually, players will become so good that matches will be determined by whoever wins the rock paper scissors for the 1st slot.

Alternatively, we could have matches decided by RNGesus

Better yet, we could have Twitch plays FRC! Would easily add some spice to Recycle Rush.