CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #570

[Taylor]

Chuck should Aim Higher.

[GaryVoshol]

Pat: "Whadda ya mean, Cotton Eye Joe isn't the best dance song ever? Them's fightin' words."

[Ichlieberoboter]

What do you mean this isn't safe??? Do you not see the safety glasses!?

[M1KRONAUT]

Chuck: "Hit me baby one more time!"
Pat: "Sorry man, it's all or nothing."
Chuck: "Hit me baby two more times?"
*Pat hits Chuck with both metal pieces"

[cgmv123]

I'll go get the eyepatches.

[Jim Wilks]

So much for fit and finish perfection.

[DonRotolo]

Not all of George Lucas' Star Wars ideas were good.

[Billfred]

Sorry about the delay, guys--starting a new job is no joke, even if it is from home.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by M1KRONAUT

Chuck: "Hit me baby one more time!"
Pat: "Sorry man, it's all or nothing."
Chuck: "Hit me baby two more times?"
*Pat hits Chuck with both metal pieces"

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by GeeTwo

Chuck and Pat rehearse Act V, Scene II of The Tragedy of Khamlet, Son of the Emperor of Qo'noS (The Klingon Hamlet).

[not-part-of-caption]I'm surprised that Alan Anderson didn't beat me to this one (look carefully at his WAI photo).[/not-part-of-caption]

Honorable mentions go to:

1) cgmv123
2) DonRotolo
3) GaryVoshol
4) E Dawg
5) Ichlieberoboter
6) Taylor

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

And this is what happens when you grant one night on the laser table to the electrical team.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	174
GaryVoshol	159
cgmv123	149
DonRotolo	123
EricH	122
dodar	116
efoote868	115
Wayne Doenges	110
Jim Wilks	81
MARS_James	63
Al Skierkiewicz	62
Jon Stratis	49
rsisk	43
GeeTwo	40
M1KRONAUT	29
Ichlieberoboter	26
The_ShamWOW88	22
orangemoore	19
MaGiC_PiKaChU	14
mastachyra	11
DohertyBilly	10
Jacob Bendicksen	8
Andrew Lawrence	8
Jay O'Donnell	8
x86_4819	7
IndySam	5
Wired_Mike	5
Daniel_LaFleur	5
Barry Bonzack	4
JaneYoung	4
tStano	4
IronicDeadBird	4
Poseidon1671	4
Botsup	3
Katie_UPS	3
Skywalkar	3
rookierunner	3
Whippet	2
Nick Lawrence	2
E Dawg	2
Sperkowsky	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
Kuhnahtt	1
kstl99	1
Can1s_Major997	1
Paxaplenty	1
Vale	1
popnbrown	1
Matthew1998	1

Onward!