CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #571

[dodar]

The most technologically advanced Chinese Finger Trap ever

[GeeTwo]

Linnae: You're going to have to speak up, Devin. It sounded like you said four victors and a spike.
Devin: I did say four victors and a spike.
Linnae: Feels like four fingers and a thumb. (turns head) Greg!

[M1KRONAUT]

Whoever lets go first has to help the programmers debug the three-tote autonomous mode.

(We're going to be here for awhile.)

[MaGiC_PiKaChU]

-Just smile, the inspectors didn't notice we used a Crio

[DonRotolo]

The electrical team had clearly misunderstood the Coopertition rule...

[Ichlieberoboter]

*in chairmans presentation* as you can see here, we make sure we incorporate gracious professionalism into everything we do. This picture shows two members of our electrical team following our rule that everyone must stop what they're doing every 10 minutes and start hugging and shaking hands. It can be kind of a disadvantage when they're on the field driving, but we are willing to do anything to spread gracious professionalism!

[Taylor]

"How many sides does a paragon have?"
"I dunno - I can't feel any."

[GaryVoshol]

See, we told the mentors we'd be able to reach all the components.

[Billfred]

Sorry to keep dragging my feet--sales tax reporting is more of a butt-kicker than you think!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by GeeTwo

Linnae: You're going to have to speak up, Devin. It sounded like you said four victors and a spike.
Devin: I did say four victors and a spike.
Linnae: Feels like four fingers and a thumb. (turns head) Greg!

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

"How many sides does a paragon have?"
"I dunno - I can't feel any."

Honorable mentions go to:

1) efoote868
2) dodar
3) DonRotolo
4) Ichlieberoboter
5) GaryVoshol

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Jim Wilks

Here we see the basis for the phrase "So simple even a monkey can do it". And of course, 3 monkeys can do it even better!

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	179
GaryVoshol	161
cgmv123	150
DonRotolo	125
EricH	123
dodar	118
efoote868	117
Wayne Doenges	111
Jim Wilks	84
MARS_James	63
Al Skierkiewicz	62
GeeTwo	50
Jon Stratis	49
rsisk	43
M1KRONAUT	30
Ichlieberoboter	28
The_ShamWOW88	22
orangemoore	19
MaGiC_PiKaChU	15
mastachyra	11
DohertyBilly	10
Jacob Bendicksen	8
Andrew Lawrence	8
Jay O'Donnell	8
x86_4819	7
IndySam	5
Wired_Mike	5
Daniel_LaFleur	5
Barry Bonzack	4
JaneYoung	4
tStano	4
IronicDeadBird	4
Poseidon1671	4
Botsup	3
Katie_UPS	3
Skywalkar	3
rookierunner	3
Whippet	2
Nick Lawrence	2
E Dawg	2
Sperkowsky	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
Kuhnahtt	1
kstl99	1
Can1s_Major997	1
Paxaplenty	1
Vale	1
popnbrown	1
Matthew1998	1

Onward!