CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #571

[Billfred]

Sorry to keep dragging my feet--sales tax reporting is more of a butt-kicker than you think!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by GeeTwo

Linnae: You're going to have to speak up, Devin. It sounded like you said four victors and a spike.
Devin: I did say four victors and a spike.
Linnae: Feels like four fingers and a thumb. (turns head) Greg!

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

"How many sides does a paragon have?"
"I dunno - I can't feel any."

Honorable mentions go to:

1) efoote868
2) dodar
3) DonRotolo
4) Ichlieberoboter
5) GaryVoshol

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Jim Wilks

Here we see the basis for the phrase "So simple even a monkey can do it". And of course, 3 monkeys can do it even better!

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	179
GaryVoshol	161
cgmv123	150
DonRotolo	125
EricH	123
dodar	118
efoote868	117
Wayne Doenges	111
Jim Wilks	84
MARS_James	63
Al Skierkiewicz	62
GeeTwo	50
Jon Stratis	49
rsisk	43
M1KRONAUT	30
Ichlieberoboter	28
The_ShamWOW88	22
orangemoore	19
MaGiC_PiKaChU	15
mastachyra	11
DohertyBilly	10
Jacob Bendicksen	8
Andrew Lawrence	8
Jay O'Donnell	8
x86_4819	7
IndySam	5
Wired_Mike	5
Daniel_LaFleur	5
Barry Bonzack	4
JaneYoung	4
tStano	4
IronicDeadBird	4
Poseidon1671	4
Botsup	3
Katie_UPS	3
Skywalkar	3
rookierunner	3
Whippet	2
Nick Lawrence	2
E Dawg	2
Sperkowsky	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
Kuhnahtt	1
kstl99	1
Can1s_Major997	1
Paxaplenty	1
Vale	1
popnbrown	1
Matthew1998	1

Onward!