CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #574

[GaryVoshol]

Why does the driver have the same expression on his face as the actress in the poster?

[cgmv123]

FIRST is going to sell sponsorships on the FRC field walls and barriers next season, but only after testing driver distractibility in a place known for excessive advertising and promotions, a movie theater lobby.

[NPOE]This is actually not a bad idea...[/NPOE]

[Ichlieberoboter]

Spectator: Where's the robot?
Driver: You see our programmer? He's really an infil-tration unit. Part man, part machine. Underneath, it's a hyperalloy combat chassis,mircoprocessor-controlled, fully armored. Very tough. But outside, it's living human tissue. Flesh, skin, hair,blood, grown for the cyborgs.
Spectator: Really?!?!
Driver: No, I'm just kidding our robot's right around the corner.

[M1KRONAUT]

We got asked by two managers at different theaters, actually, and we were originally going to pick the other theater, but the robot wanted to see Terminator, so we changed our plans. It should be okay, because it's not like the robot has a mind of it's own.

#missingsomethingobvious

[DonRotolo]

[NPOE]Wait, don't I get a pity point (or two) for my entry last contest (#573, aka S12e1)? Or is -infinity just too small to show up??[/NPOE]

My entry for S12e2:

Robots hunting and destroying each other. Time travel. Guns and explosions, sparks and mayhem. Oh, and a movie.

[DohertyBilly]

Movie goer: "Those lights make the robot look really futuristic, what does it do?"

Student: "What? Oh, this is just the cart..."

[Jim Wilks]

Student #1: "What's that - Is our robot talking???"
Robot: "Hasta la vista, baby"
Student #2: "Hey - pipe down there!"
Robot: "Chill out, dickwad"
Student #3: "Can we keep this civil?"
Robot: "No problemo"
Student #1: "This may not end well..."

[Billfred]

Still on a Monday! Ha!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

Theater
Heard
Robots
Usually
Sell
Tickets

(1,501 of them)

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by M1KRONAUT

We got asked by two managers at different theaters, actually, and we were originally going to pick the other theater, but the robot wanted to see Terminator, so we changed our plans. It should be okay, because it's not like the robot has a mind of it's own.

#missingsomethingobvious

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Ichlieberoboter

Spectator: Where's the robot?
Driver: You see our programmer? He's really an infil-tration unit. Part man, part machine. Underneath, it's a hyperalloy combat chassis,mircoprocessor-controlled, fully armored. Very tough. But outside, it's living human tissue. Flesh, skin, hair,blood, grown for the cyborgs.
Spectator: Really?!?!
Driver: No, I'm just kidding our robot's right around the corner.

Which means the scores (after fixing Don's error from last week--whoops!) are:

Taylor	15
cgmv123	12
M1KRONAUT	8
Ichlieberoboter	5
EricH	4
GeeTwo	4
dodar	4
efoote868	4
GaryVoshol	4
Wayne Doenges	4
Jacob Bendicksen	4
rsisk	4
Jim Wilks	4
DonRotolo	4
DohertyBilly	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
Kevin Leonard	2
orangemoore	2

Onward!