CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #577

[rsisk]

Stickfigure Death Theater in real life.

[cgmv123]

Attempting to create a practical example of an input-output machine didn't go so well.

[Jim Wilks]

These students soon learned to never walk past the barrel of a loaded washer cannon.

[Ichlieberoboter]

Kid in red: I don't think this is working...
Kid in Black: Ughhhh this is why they wouldn't let us call ourselves the above-average Joes!

[Al Skierkiewicz]

OK, I get that it did a nice job getting the pipes squeaky clean. I get that the grease stains are gone and that they smell "spring fresh". I get that it even took off all the manufacturing marks and UPC stickers. However, was no one watching when the "spin" cycle hit?!?!?

[DonRotolo]

NEW ENTRY: (Thank you Billfred for waiting for me...)

Moments before the horrifying end to the Olympic Hide & Seek finals*


[NPOE]*sorry about the advert[/NPOE]

[Billfred]

Finally! (You pack one more box, and next thing you know you're crashed out!)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by DohertyBilly

Washing machines shrink clothes, not PVC.

Nice try, 3620, but you're going to have to buy your standoffs.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Poseidon1671

The Average Joes have developed exciting new technology: A t-shirt launcher that washes the t-shirts before launching them!

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Ichlieberoboter

Kid in red: I don't think this is working...
Kid in Black: Ughhhh this is why they wouldn't let us call ourselves the above-average Joes!

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	29
EricH	21
cgmv123	18
M1KRONAUT	14
DohertyBilly	13
Ichlieberoboter	12
Kevin Leonard	11
GaryVoshol	11
DonRotolo	11
GeeTwo	10
dodar	10
efoote868	10
Wayne Doenges	10
rsisk	10
Jim Wilks	8
Jacob Bendicksen	6
orangemoore	6
Poseidon1671	5
Al Skierkiewicz	4
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
IndySam	2
nickyflash	2
thatprogrammer	2
mastachyra	2

Onward!