The FIRST Devil's Dictionary

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Gracious Professionalism (n.): The crutch for so many people when they hear something they don't like or agree with in the FIRST world.

Rap music (n.): A mythical genre of music, generally frowned upon by FIRST at competitions when played.

Deodorant (n.): A hygiene item most well-adjusted human beings use to allow for breathable air in their general vicinity for other people.

Dance music (n.): A method of torture so heinous that the CIA outlawed its use in interrogation.

Scouting (v.): 1. Distraction for underclassmen and slackers on the teams that don't give a flip about winning. 2. Figuring out who's full of it.

Alliance selection (n.): A comedy show. See also schadenfreude (n.).