CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #579

[MARS_James]

How is it that when someone doesn't wear safety goggles everyone comments yet he is clearly over 6ft in the air and does not have a lanyard attached to an adequate point to prevent a fall per OSHA standards, hypocrites only care about eye safety.

[DohertyBilly]

Holding a noodle across your lap won't keep the stack balanced. Nor will it help you get down.

Come to think of it, there's not much it CAN do...

[Rman1923]

This outlines how no human player read the rules in 2015.

[Jim Wilks]

Students were asked "What's wrong with this picture?" Sadly, all replied that a yellow tote cannot be in the middle of a stack.

[cgmv123]

It's not how he got up there; it's how he plans on getting down.

[Billfred]

It's still Monday...in central time!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by MARS_James

How is it that when someone doesn't wear safety goggles everyone comments yet he is clearly over 6ft in the air and does not have a lanyard attached to an adequate point to prevent a fall per OSHA standards, hypocrites only care about eye safety.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by DonRotolo

Their travel supplies, while very compact and efficient, included absolutely everything they needed to excel at a Regional...including a Freshman to fetch things.

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Jim Wilks

Students were asked "What's wrong with this picture?" Sadly, all replied that a yellow tote cannot be in the middle of a stack.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	41
EricH	25
cgmv123	22
M1KRONAUT	18
DonRotolo	18
DohertyBilly	17
Ichlieberoboter	16
Kevin Leonard	15
GaryVoshol	15
GeeTwo	14
efoote868	14
Wayne Doenges	14
rsisk	14
MARS_James	13
Jim Wilks	13
dodar	12
thatprogrammer	9
orangemoore	8
Jacob Bendicksen	6
Poseidon1671	5
Al Skierkiewicz	4
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
IndySam	2
nickyflash	2
mastachyra	2
MaGiC_PiKaChU	2
Rman1923	2

Onward!