CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #583

[MARS_James]

"Ok so everyone has a stone? Good now who ever has the white stone gets to be the driver"

[cgmv123]

Coach: Win on three!

Team: 3, 2, 1, LOSE!

Coach: Just like I taught you. We don't win, we just do our best and inevitably lose.

[GeeTwo]

Trey: OK, I've got the six driver stations and our pits all on the floo network. Everybody grab a handful of powder, and remember to speak clearly! If you don't have dark glasses, close your eyes, 'cause it's kind of bright.
Driver: Eh, you do know that the driver stations are just a couple dozen yards over there, don't you? And even if they are green and magical, the safety inspectors and judges are likely to DQ us for flames in the pits and on the field.

[not-entry]What's next, Billfred? Broomsticks? Hippogriffs? Apparition? Oh, please not the knight bus![/not-entry]

[Edit-and-not entry]M1kronaut, I don't think it's been established if open tags continue to the next post. Your post down two could be in violation of the Heidi Foster Rule:

Originally Posted by The Heidi Foster Rule (enacted Caption Contest #20)

Preventing anyone from entering the caption contest by means of any feat of engineering is prohibited. This rule shall not apply if both the victim and Billfred are laughing after the act has been committed.

[/Edit-and-not entry]

[GaryVoshol]

"Hey, guys - let's see what FIRST does if we tell them we need special equipment for a blind driver."

"Not funny, Jim. I guess we'll need to hold more diversity and sensitivity training."

[M1KRONAUT]

Originally Posted by GeeTwo

[not-entry]What's next, Billfred? Broomsticks? Hippogriffs? Apparition? Oh, please not the knight bus![/not-entry]

[Not at all associated with an entry]

Billfred Weasley.

[/I don't want to bother closing that]

[M1KRONAUT]

Team 178 coach (out of view): "Miraculously, our robot is working perfectly. Since you all don't have anything to do at the moment, why not have a four-way staring contest? Whoever wins gets bragging rights."
*leaves the gym*

Later, in the middle of the contest...

Girl on far right (thinking): "Wait a minute... tinted goggles... he's cheating. I'll put a stop to this."
*holds her left fist out, while putting the right behind her back*

Blonde Guy: "What are you doing?"
*pause*
"You WERE joking about having laser powers, right?"
*another pause*
"Okay, now you're starting to worry me."
*yet another pause*
"Everyone, stop her before she blows this place to bits!"

*everyone puts their fists forward, blocking hers*

Girl on far right: "Wrong fist, suckers! Did you really think I'd have just a normal bracelet?"
*punches out with her right fist, shooting an extremely powerful laser, and causing a massive explosion that destroys everything in the room.

*the coach walks back into the gym to find that there is a pile of rubble in its place*

Coach (to him/herself): "What the heck happened here!?!? All this for bragging rights?"

The moral of the story is also the title of my new campaign: BAN LASER BRACELETS FROM ROBOTICS MATCHES!

[/super long entry]

[NPOE]But you have to give me credit for taking the time to right all that.[/NPOE]

[Billfred]

It's still Monday (in Hawaii!)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

Coach: "OK, guys, we've gone through the checklist. We're all set. We gonna win!"

*postmatch*
Coach: "What the... We got a red card??? How does..."

Driver: "Hey, HP. Add something to the checklist about 'Make sure Coach is wearing non-tinted safety glasses'. We get another card, nobody gonna pick us."

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

This team is so in sync with each other that even in Rock, Paper, Scissors, they all Rock.

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

"Hey, guys - let's see what FIRST does if we tell them we need special equipment for a blind driver."

"Not funny, Jim. I guess we'll need to hold more diversity and sensitivity training."

(Seriously, homie don't play that.)

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	57
EricH	52
GeeTwo	30
cgmv123	28
M1KRONAUT	26
Wayne Doenges	26
GaryVoshol	24
rsisk	23
efoote868	22
MARS_James	21
Kevin Leonard	20
Jim Wilks	20
DonRotolo	20
DohertyBilly	17
Ichlieberoboter	16
dodar	16
thatprogrammer	13
orangemoore	8
Al Skierkiewicz	8
Poseidon1671	7
MaGiC_PiKaChU	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
IndySam	2
nickyflash	2
mastachyra	2
Rman1923	2

Onward!