Trey: OK, I've got the six driver stations and our pits all on the floo network. Everybody grab a handful of powder, and remember to speak clearly! If you don't have dark glasses, close your eyes, 'cause it's kind of bright.
Driver: Eh, you do know that the driver stations are just a couple dozen yards over there, don't you? And even if they are green and magical, the safety inspectors and judges are likely to DQ us for flames in the pits and on the field.
[not-entry]What's next, Billfred? Broomsticks? Hippogriffs? Apparition? Oh, please not the knight bus![/not-entry]
[Edit-and-not entry]M1kronaut, I don't think it's been established if open tags continue to the next post. Your post down two could be in violation of the Heidi Foster Rule:
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Originally Posted by The Heidi Foster Rule (enacted Caption Contest #20)
Preventing anyone from entering the caption contest by means of any feat of engineering is prohibited. This rule shall not apply if both the victim and Billfred are laughing after the act has been committed.
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