CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #583

[M1KRONAUT]

Team 178 coach (out of view): "Miraculously, our robot is working perfectly. Since you all don't have anything to do at the moment, why not have a four-way staring contest? Whoever wins gets bragging rights."
*leaves the gym*

Later, in the middle of the contest...

Girl on far right (thinking): "Wait a minute... tinted goggles... he's cheating. I'll put a stop to this."
*holds her left fist out, while putting the right behind her back*

Blonde Guy: "What are you doing?"
*pause*
"You WERE joking about having laser powers, right?"
*another pause*
"Okay, now you're starting to worry me."
*yet another pause*
"Everyone, stop her before she blows this place to bits!"

*everyone puts their fists forward, blocking hers*

Girl on far right: "Wrong fist, suckers! Did you really think I'd have just a normal bracelet?"
*punches out with her right fist, shooting an extremely powerful laser, and causing a massive explosion that destroys everything in the room.

*the coach walks back into the gym to find that there is a pile of rubble in its place*

Coach (to him/herself): "What the heck happened here!?!? All this for bragging rights?"

The moral of the story is also the title of my new campaign: BAN LASER BRACELETS FROM ROBOTICS MATCHES!

[/super long entry]

[NPOE]But you have to give me credit for taking the time to right all that.[/NPOE]

[Billfred]

It's still Monday (in Hawaii!)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

Coach: "OK, guys, we've gone through the checklist. We're all set. We gonna win!"

*postmatch*
Coach: "What the... We got a red card??? How does..."

Driver: "Hey, HP. Add something to the checklist about 'Make sure Coach is wearing non-tinted safety glasses'. We get another card, nobody gonna pick us."

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

This team is so in sync with each other that even in Rock, Paper, Scissors, they all Rock.

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

"Hey, guys - let's see what FIRST does if we tell them we need special equipment for a blind driver."

"Not funny, Jim. I guess we'll need to hold more diversity and sensitivity training."

(Seriously, homie don't play that.)

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	57
EricH	52
GeeTwo	30
cgmv123	28
M1KRONAUT	26
Wayne Doenges	26
GaryVoshol	24
rsisk	23
efoote868	22
MARS_James	21
Kevin Leonard	20
Jim Wilks	20
DonRotolo	20
DohertyBilly	17
Ichlieberoboter	16
dodar	16
thatprogrammer	13
orangemoore	8
Al Skierkiewicz	8
Poseidon1671	7
MaGiC_PiKaChU	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
IndySam	2
nickyflash	2
mastachyra	2
Rman1923	2

Onward!