CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #586

[DonRotolo]

This is not what we meant when we said you have to seal the crate!

(Besides, that's not even a seal. It's a sea lion dog.)

[GeeTwo]

Originally Posted by DonRotolo

(Besides, that's not even a seal. It's a sea lion dog.)

Who can tell? I'm pretty sure it's a mammal, non-human, and non-bat. Can't tell much beyond that. Could be otter, dog, seal, or rat.

[MARS_James]

Just remember containers placed on the puppy don't count as scored

[Kevin Leonard]

Off-season rule change idea: each Alliance gets a puppy to play defense for them. Puppies can descore stacks, sleep on totes, and immobilize the opponents with cuteness.

[thatprogrammer]

The team tried using a new type of tethered mini-bot. The only issue so far has been letting it cool down after matches...

[Wayne Doenges]

New entry:
Here we see Schrödinger's dog making sure that the cat doesn't get out of the box alive.

[GaryVoshol]

[noe]I hereby declare a new rule, the "Billfred is swimming too much rule", that allows the judging of the contest to be delayed whenever residents of his state are considering building arks.

(Best wishes to all those in the flooded areas.)[/noe]

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

[noe]I hereby declare a new rule, the "Billfred is swimming too much rule", that allows the judging of the contest to be delayed whenever residents of his state are considering building arks.

(Best wishes to all those in the flooded areas.)[/noe]

Thanks for the kind words. Despite my area's notoriety for flooding, we got away with nothing besides some low water pressure, a boil water advisory, and a limited menu at the Waffle House. (Oh, and the city curfew.) 4901's shop was spared despite being just across the street from Gills Creek that's flooded so badly (if there's a deity running the show that reads Chief: thanks!), and we're trying to get a hold of other teams in the area to check on them and their members. 2815's school was used as a shelter briefly, 3976's school is a water distribution point; I expect some students from both schools (if not the teams) to be out of their houses for a while. Lester Holt anchored NBC Nightly News tonight from about two and a half miles away, along a road I drive several times a week; obviously, not everyone in town was anywhere near as lucky as my family and I were. If anyone has a few bucks to spare, you can donate online.

Shall we get on something lighter?

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Here we see Schrödinger's dog making sure that the cat doesn't get out of the box alive.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

Programmers are always grumbling about the Watchdog. Frankly, I don't see what the big deal is.

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by bobjones227

And not a scratch behind the ears was found.

(I mean, come on!)

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	69
EricH	59
Wayne Doenges	48
GeeTwo	36
efoote868	36
cgmv123	35
MARS_James	30
M1KRONAUT	30
GaryVoshol	30
rsisk	29
DonRotolo	24
Kevin Leonard	22
Jim Wilks	22
dodar	22
DohertyBilly	17
thatprogrammer	17
Ichlieberoboter	16
Al Skierkiewicz	12
orangemoore	8
Poseidon1671	7
MaGiC_PiKaChU	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
白巨人	4
bobjones227	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
IndySam	2
nickyflash	2
mastachyra	2
Rman1923	2
EmileH	1

Onward!

[bobjones227]

And not a scratch behind the ears was found.