CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #588

[EricH]

"Why does the DJ ALWAYS put the Chicken Dance on when we're up? And more to the point, why can't the drive team at least do it in sync?"

[GaryVoshol]

HP pre-game visualization technique: close your eyes and concentrate, imagine getting all the pool noodles to the other side of the field.

[rsisk]

Robot Skills? Got 'em
Dancing Skills? Not so much

[GeeTwo]

The_ShamWoW88 (coach, with hat): Punch! Punch! Pull! Punch! Push! Bark! Pull! Punch! Bark!

I swear, if the Aztech programmers even consider shadow-puppet driving next year, there shall be mayhem.

[DonRotolo]

A penny for their thoughts?
From left to right:
"oh gee, I hope they pick us, I hope they pick us..."
"what are you talking about, we're in the middle of a match..."
"must lift weights. must lift weights. must lift weights..."
"OK, I'll flip a coin to see who gets to drive..."

You owe me 8 cents.

[efoote868]

Chants: We are going to cap the stack. We are going to win the match. We will score 200 points. We will show our auton skills. GOOOOOOOOO AZTECHS!