CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #590

[Wayne Doenges]

Dad: "He just doesn't have the nose to keep the glasses over his eyes."
Off camera: "Don't worry, your nose will grow out. Just look at your dads."
Boy does and starts crying.

[M1KRONAUT]

I'm testing to see which influences my child more, actions or words. See, I'm wearing my goggles over my eyes, but I told him that they are meant to go under his nose. We'll see how he fares when he's old enough for FRC.

[GaryVoshol]

Since he's only got one tooth, he decided to protect it. After all, he has 2 eyes.

[MARS_James]

Don't worry 2013 had plenty of teething rings

[thatprogrammer]

It's all fun and games until a Frisbee hits the kid in his unprotected eyes.

[DonRotolo]

He used the smell protector diligently...at least until the end of the diaper stage.

[cgmv123]

Wow, the way that kid is casually filing the end of the arm is SO COOL!

[GaryVoshol]

[noe]When did Kevin get old enough to have a kid? It's been a long time since I saw him and the Leopards at the old Great Lakes Regional. [/noe]

[Billfred]

Sorry about the delay, y'all--work and a nasty sinus headache have kept me busy!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

Since he's only got one tooth, he decided to protect it. After all, he has 2 eyes.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by GeeTwo

Looking over the glasses already? That has to be the second youngest kid with presbyopia I've ever seen.

(Who was the youngest?)

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Dad: "He just doesn't have the nose to keep the glasses over his eyes."
Off camera: "Don't worry, your nose will grow out. Just look at your dads."
Boy does and starts crying.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	79
EricH	75
Wayne Doenges	58
GeeTwo	55
GaryVoshol	52
MARS_James	46
efoote868	44
cgmv123	43
M1KRONAUT	41
rsisk	33
DonRotolo	32
dodar	26
Kevin Leonard	24
Jim Wilks	24
thatprogrammer	19
Al Skierkiewicz	18
DohertyBilly	17
Ichlieberoboter	16
orangemoore	8
Poseidon1671	7
MaGiC_PiKaChU	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
mastachyra	4
白巨人	4
bobjones227	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
IndySam	2
nickyflash	2
Rman1923	2
EmileH	1

[GeeTwo]

Originally Posted by Billfred

(Who was the youngest?)

Too young to remember Get Smart?

[rsisk]

Originally Posted by GeeTwo

Too young to remember Get Smart?

Whoa, that's so obscure, even I didn't catch it... and I grew up on Get Smart