CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #592

[Billfred]

Finally!

The scores after the last round:

Taylor	84
EricH	77
Wayne Doenges	60
GeeTwo	57
GaryVoshol	54
MARS_James	46
efoote868	46
cgmv123	45
M1KRONAUT	41
dodar	36
rsisk	36
DonRotolo	34
Kevin Leonard	24
Jim Wilks	24
thatprogrammer	19
Al Skierkiewicz	18
DohertyBilly	17
Ichlieberoboter	16
orangemoore	8
Poseidon1671	7
MaGiC_PiKaChU	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
mastachyra	6
白巨人	4
bobjones227	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
IndySam	2
nickyflash	2
Rman1923	2
EmileH	1

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/41879

As usual, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[rsisk]

Jeffrey gets his first win on Candy Crush

[dodar]

The woman behind him is texting him to tell him to put his safety glasses back on.

[Taylor]

Remember when your mom said "if you're not careful your face will freeze like that"?


yeah.

[dubiousSwain]

He smiled so hard it knocked his safety glasses off

[efoote868]

Water on Mars? Water game confirmed!

[cgmv123]

He's very happy because he just saved over 15% on car insurance.

[GaryVoshol]

Half a Joe Matt pose.

[curmudgeon] Don't these kids know how to do anything properly these days? And get off my lawn. [/curmudgeon]

[Wayne Doenges]

Look Ma, no cavities!

[EricH]

The result of sitting on a tack at the same time your team scores a noodled 6-stack.

[M1KRONAUT]

Guy in yellow hat: "Who keeps giving ecstasy to these kids?! "

Don't ban me, it's a joke!

[GeeTwo]

On the cell phone:

   Koko Ed's
    Macarena
  Instructions

16: plunge right
    thumb into
    right eyeball.

AAAHH!

[Billfred]

Finally!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

Half a Joe Matt pose.

[curmudgeon] Don't these kids know how to do anything properly these days? And get off my lawn. [/curmudgeon]

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by GeeTwo

On the cell phone:

   Koko Ed's
    Macarena
  Instructions

16: plunge right
    thumb into
    right eyeball.

AAAHH!

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

Remember when your mom said "if you're not careful your face will freeze like that"?


yeah.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	87
EricH	79
GaryVoshol	64
GeeTwo	62
Wayne Doenges	62
efoote868	48
cgmv123	47
MARS_James	46
M1KRONAUT	43
dodar	38
rsisk	38
DonRotolo	34
Kevin Leonard	24
Jim Wilks	24
thatprogrammer	19
Al Skierkiewicz	18
DohertyBilly	17
Ichlieberoboter	16
orangemoore	8
Poseidon1671	7
MaGiC_PiKaChU	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
mastachyra	6
白巨人	4
bobjones227	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
IndySam	2
nickyflash	2
Rman1923	2
dubiousSwain	2
EmileH	1

Onward!