Away messages...

[hixofthehood]

I used to have some great ones but now most of them are gone.

These are my favorites now:
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"Did you get a look at her eyes? They were empty, boss. Nothing. Like, no brain or something."
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Here's a freewrite:
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And then the nun just leaps out of bed, right! She's like, freaking out or something. I swear, she must have some kind of psychic link or maybe an intuitive paranoia... And she yells to herself "Something is not right!" and busts down the stairs, I tell you what, I have never seen a nun run like that before.
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^I love that one.

For Saturday morning breakfast:
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I love a good morning conversation...thank you very much.

Yes, a cup of tea milk and two sugars?
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And finally, the most random yet awesome of all-geometry-spawned away messages:
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linear pears form supplementary mangoes
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