CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #596

[Billfred]

At last!

The scores after the last round:

Taylor	101
EricH	89
GeeTwo	84
GaryVoshol	74
Wayne Doenges	71
efoote868	54
cgmv123	53
M1KRONAUT	47
MARS_James	46
dodar	40
rsisk	40
DonRotolo	36
Kevin Leonard	24
Jim Wilks	24
thatprogrammer	24
Al Skierkiewicz	18
DohertyBilly	17
Ichlieberoboter	16
orangemoore	10
Poseidon1671	7
MaGiC_PiKaChU	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
mastachyra	6
白巨人	4
bobjones227	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
IndySam	2
nickyflash	2
Rman1923	2
dubiousSwain	2
Sperkowsky	2
EmileH	1

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/12095

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Planning a CNC upgrade.

[Taylor]

I can hear the ghosts of the parts that were supposed to be made, but were not actually made.

[efoote868]

Don't worry Jeffery, I won't let any freshmen near you.

[cgmv123]

He's trying to convince everyone he's The Tool Whisperer.

[rsisk]

[GaryVoshol]

Most people measure depth - he listens for it.

[dodar]

Brandon: Hey Brett, if you put the Mill to your ear, you can hear the ocean.

Brett: Really!? *leans in*

[GeeTwo]

Many of us read the papers, watch the news, or hit the web, but Brett gets the straight dope from the rumor mill.

[Ichlieberoboter]

Whaaaaaat do you mean we're getting a new mill... 😳

[Wayne Doenges]

Brandon: "If you listen carefully, you can hear all the great part waiting to be made."

[M1KRONAUT]

"My friend tells me all of the mill-related secrets of the universe. He just told me the origins of a couple common words and phrases:

'Milldew:' it's what appears if you mill a bottle of mountain dew and leave it for a couple days.

'Millk of magnesia:' it mills away your canker sores if applied topically.

'Millitary:' they send all our resources through the mill.

'Millennium:' the approximate amount of time it takes for erosion to be noticeable.

'Millet:' a grain that you mill, obviously.

Wait, none of you guys believe me, do you?"

[Billfred]

Okay, okay, fine I'll do it! (Shipping out hundreds of items this week takes its toll!)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by GeeTwo

Many of us read the papers, watch the news, or hit the web, but Brett gets the straight dope from the rumor mill.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by M1KRONAUT

"My friend tells me all of the mill-related secrets of the universe. He just told me the origins of a couple common words and phrases:

'Milldew:' it's what appears if you mill a bottle of mountain dew and leave it for a couple days.

'Millk of magnesia:' it mills away your canker sores if applied topically.

'Millitary:' they send all our resources through the mill.

'Millennium:' the approximate amount of time it takes for erosion to be noticeable.

'Millet:' a grain that you mill, obviously.

Wait, none of you guys believe me, do you?"

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

I can hear the ghosts of the parts that were supposed to be made, but were not actually made.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	104
GeeTwo	94
EricH	91
GaryVoshol	76
Wayne Doenges	73
efoote868	56
cgmv123	55
M1KRONAUT	52
MARS_James	46
dodar	42
rsisk	42
DonRotolo	36
Kevin Leonard	24
Jim Wilks	24
thatprogrammer	24
Ichlieberoboter	18
Al Skierkiewicz	18
DohertyBilly	17
orangemoore	10
Poseidon1671	7
MaGiC_PiKaChU	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
mastachyra	6
白巨人	4
bobjones227	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
IndySam	2
nickyflash	2
Rman1923	2
dubiousSwain	2
Sperkowsky	2
EmileH	1

Onward!