CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #596

[Billfred]

Okay, okay, fine I'll do it! (Shipping out hundreds of items this week takes its toll!)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by GeeTwo

Many of us read the papers, watch the news, or hit the web, but Brett gets the straight dope from the rumor mill.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by M1KRONAUT

"My friend tells me all of the mill-related secrets of the universe. He just told me the origins of a couple common words and phrases:

'Milldew:' it's what appears if you mill a bottle of mountain dew and leave it for a couple days.

'Millk of magnesia:' it mills away your canker sores if applied topically.

'Millitary:' they send all our resources through the mill.

'Millennium:' the approximate amount of time it takes for erosion to be noticeable.

'Millet:' a grain that you mill, obviously.

Wait, none of you guys believe me, do you?"

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

I can hear the ghosts of the parts that were supposed to be made, but were not actually made.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	104
GeeTwo	94
EricH	91
GaryVoshol	76
Wayne Doenges	73
efoote868	56
cgmv123	55
M1KRONAUT	52
MARS_James	46
dodar	42
rsisk	42
DonRotolo	36
Kevin Leonard	24
Jim Wilks	24
thatprogrammer	24
Ichlieberoboter	18
Al Skierkiewicz	18
DohertyBilly	17
orangemoore	10
Poseidon1671	7
MaGiC_PiKaChU	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
mastachyra	6
白巨人	4
bobjones227	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
IndySam	2
nickyflash	2
Rman1923	2
dubiousSwain	2
Sperkowsky	2
EmileH	1

Onward!