CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #597

[M1KRONAUT]

"Full speed ahead!"

"On second thought, half speed ahead. I don't want to damage this beautiful welding mask."

[MaGiC_PiKaChU]

Student : "No one cared who I was until I put on the mask."

[Billfred]

I'm sorry about the delay on judging this one--it's been a hellacious fourth quarter, and it's not quite over yet! (Over 1,700 orders over the past month...ay caramba!)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by mastachyra

They say when you're about to die you'll see "The Light", but no tells you how bright it will be. Best to be prepared!

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by rsisk

SpaceX, the early years.

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by thatprogrammer

One of the least safe actions ever... The long sleeves are a hazard in the shop.

(Guess my usual Christmas twos-for-everybody gesture is a little less grandiose now...)

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	106
GeeTwo	96
EricH	93
GaryVoshol	78
Wayne Doenges	75
efoote868	58
cgmv123	57
M1KRONAUT	54
rsisk	47
MARS_James	46
dodar	44
DonRotolo	36
thatprogrammer	27
Kevin Leonard	24
Jim Wilks	24
Ichlieberoboter	18
Al Skierkiewicz	18
DohertyBilly	17
mastachyra	16
orangemoore	10
MaGiC_PiKaChU	9
Poseidon1671	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
白巨人	4
Sperkowsky	4
bobjones227	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
IndySam	2
nickyflash	2
Rman1923	2
dubiousSwain	2
EmileH	1

Onward!