CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #601

[Billfred]

Finally!

The scores after the last round:

Taylor	115
GeeTwo	110
EricH	100
GaryVoshol	84
Wayne Doenges	82
cgmv123	75
efoote868	64
M1KRONAUT	56
rsisk	51
dodar	48
MARS_James	46
DonRotolo	40
thatprogrammer	31
Kevin Leonard	24
Jim Wilks	24
Ichlieberoboter	20
DohertyBilly	19
Al Skierkiewicz	18
mastachyra	16
Sperkowsky	13
Matthew1998	10
orangemoore	10
MaGiC_PiKaChU	9
Poseidon1671	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
白巨人	6
IndySam	4
bobjones227	3
EmileH	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
nickyflash	2
Rman1923	2
dubiousSwain	2
The_ShamWOW88	2
Bob Potts	2
Ari423	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/42519

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern. And since there's no robot getting built in three days, judging should be about on schedule.

Go!

[Sperkowsky]

There is so much wrong with this scenario. First there is no one wearing safety goggles, and a member is sitting on the top of a tote. The biggest problem though is the iMac in the background.

[AndyBare]

Get off the field. We don't need you to simulate defense this year.

[EricH]

"Uh, guys? We need to clean up, fast. The librarian says mecanum wheels are not to be seen or heard anywhere between her library and Einstein, and she's coming this way."

[M1KRONAUT]

Presenting team 3205's robot! But the team number really doesn't matter, all Recycle Rush robots look the same.

[dodar]

That stack in the back is worth 6 hotpockets

[GaryVoshol]

"We have the perfect place to practice getting on the BATTER. Think they'll mind if we build a CASTLE partway up this ramp?"

[efoote868]

If only I can scratch this itch... Hey programmers! I have a new auton idea!

[Taylor]

While most teams focused on the 'Recycle' theme of the game, the fellow in blue embraced the 'Rush'

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Isn't there a rule about not using last year's robot?

[nxtmonkeys]

"Amma gonna lift you up
Amma gonna set you down
Grab a can
and stack you...."

To the tune of Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up"

Like you need a link to that.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[GeeTwo]

Why Can't Johnny Rotate?

Spoiler for answer:

The mecanum wheels are on backwards.

[The_ShamWOW88]

And all our dear robot wanted was a hug....

[DonRotolo]

He moves so fast, he's mostly just a blur...

[Wayne Doenges]

*Robot (Humming Bad to the Bone) reaches out and trips student walking by*
Student: We didn't program the robot to do that."
Robot *Hee hee*