"Quotes" that were said during build season

[riverdrake250]

"We should make this out of Pykrete."

[IronicDeadBird]

Me: "Programmers have made miracles don't underestimate them."
Programmer: "Our sorcery knows no bounds. Except for laziness."

[frcguy]

Student: "I can't go into the shop because I am eating pizza, and there aren't any plates."

*thinks*

"It's ok, I can just put the pizza in my pocket!"

[logank013]

Every night as we leave at 8, one of the mentors on our team without a doubt will say "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."

[Heburn]

"Why does it take so long to convert a banana?"

[riverdrake250]

[as our dynamic CAD falls apart & starts looping the ball around the sides of the screen]
"Woah... matrix much?"
"Just... pretend that isn't broken, OK?"

[cait.schroeder]

Programmers: Wait it works?
It should have errors but not this many errors

Pretense: I am a liked freshman.

Someone says "your gonna drill next" or "your gonna cut next"
Me: "Wait me?"
"Yes you"
*In shock because they hate most of the freshman*

One more event that I found really funny.

It is the second meeting of the year, they are giving the freshman a tour of the lab.
"This is the lathe, you will never use it"
*ten minutes later the adult team captain calls me over and teaches me and lets me use the lathe*

[1337WaffleBendr]

these are comments describing our functions in our code:
"unloads robot's balls"
"suckysuck"
"I'm not sure but i think this gets the balues we need"

[hank2247]

"This would be awesome!!! If it worked.."

[bmire3206]

we need a team song for this year- lead mechanical mentor (low rider in 2014 and uptown funk in 2015)
"do not use without mentor" sign on direct drive CIM shooter prototype that sounds like an industrial fan.
"do you think it went high enough when our wheel shooter had 8 in wheels at a 45 degree angle and hit the ceiling of the woodshop that is around 20 feet high.

[M_A._Kelley]

"Quick Question" - something our programmer ALWAYS said when he had a question

"Over rotated" - for our auto

"Under rotated" - for our auto

"Tune the PID" - for our auto

[steve3408]

In a battle royale, who would win-- cats or the Curiosity rover?
Pretty obviously cats....

[legts]

Originally Posted by hank2247

"This would be awesome!!! If it worked.."

On a similar note....."That's a terrible idea. Let's do it!"

[orangemoore]

Originally Posted by steve3408

In a battle royale, who would win-- cats or the Curiosity rover?
Pretty obviously cats....

On what planet though? B/C cats in space suits would be pretty useless.

[Speckles04]

I have code for it. - Every programmer ever (Explanation: we always say that we have code for it but in reality we only have code made, never tested. I.E. "Hey hows that gyro coming?"
"i have code for it"
"does it work?"
"i dont know"