"Quotes" that were said during build season

[scott.smith]

“Does it smell open source to you!?”
-Adam Newhouse 2k16

“It doesn’t collide with anything I can’t cut a hole in.”
-Scott Smith 2k16

“It’s the right size, it’s just too long”
-Anon 2k16

[EricH]

"I can drill that perfectly! I am like so good with the bandsaw!"--Random Torbot
"That's one for the quotes thread." Me, to anybody in hearing range.

[Why_A_Username?]

My favorite quote from build is from when one of our freshman members was watching me bolt our load bearing manipulator support strut onto the robot, and said "Are you sure we can't just use duct tape for that?" It has become a common expression around the team and someone says it just about every day.

[dradel]

A few students working at one of the work benches along with two mentors, one of the students is standing in a not natural looking way, another student says to him
"Why are you standing like that?"
He responds " this is my stance"
I (mentor) say "it's his buffalo stance" all the students look at me confused. I say "look on iTunes"
It has since been downloaded by a few students. Ahh late 80's dance music lol

[beckster1999]

it is inevitable gerbils will take over the world

[MaverickC17]

Talking about the heat of a piece of zinc after drilling thorugh it: "On a scale of 1 to the sun, it's about zinc after it's been drilled through."

[Type]

"Physics has failed us"

[Ashley Hartley]

Teaching a new student how to use the rivet gun:

"AHHh! What are you doing you're gonna break the rivet!!"

[frcguy]

Student 1: "You should join programming"

Student 2: "NO! I hate JavaScript!"

[Aaappetheshaftr]

Mentor: "I threw a shark at Russ, it's not my fault that it had a wrench in it."

[amarion]

"If Alexis takes five bites of her hamburger she ate her hamburger five times"

[AngryCalculator]

STOP EATING THE NOODLES!!

[Equestrianbot]

"Hey, is the 3D printer supposed to be smoking?"

[IronicDeadBird]

"Whats sharkfill?"
-Me

[Nuwanda]

Programming Student: "So, Dan, you have an interest in dating sexy Thai women?"
Programming Mentor: "I didn't know that was an option."

(One of our programmers was playing minesweeper when he was supposed to be writing comments in the code and the ad that popped up on the side was "Date Sexy Thai Women". Suffice to say, we were all very tired and thought this was hilarious.)