Away messages...

[DaveO'B365]

well, i can't really say most of the funny away messages on here, but i often resort to quotes that are either funny or inciteful, office space quotes work really well. i'll give you a couple of wing dingers in a minute...

1. 'My calc prof before handing back the last exam--

"Some of you disrespected trees by taking this exam"'

2. "if at first you don't succeed, lower your standards"

3. "in days of old, when knights were bold, and toilets weren't invented, you left your load upon the road, and went along contented"

4. i don't think this one's inappropriate, if anyone thinks it is, i'll edit it out later "I am not available because I am watching porn that takes up the whole screen"

5. the next person to message me while i'm away will be promptly horse whipped by a sumo wrestler with a wet noodle

6.Class is the unending cause of denial.

7.You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration

ok, i don't want to give away too many secrets, so i'll stop :-þ