april fools

[utishpenguin]

any good april fools' pranks? list them here!

[Melissa H.]

Stole my friend's graphing calc right before her math test...but I gave it back...although she never would have noticed that I had taken it...(wow...now I sound like a mean person...stealing peoples graphing calcs and leaving them to fend against Trig for themselves... )

[Joe Matt]

We have some special guests in the audience tonight.

Will DJ Fluck please stand up and wave hello. Let us all welcome DJ. Ready Go..Hello DJ Fluck. DJ has won a gold medal in curling in the Winter Olympics of 1998. Let us all congratulate DJ. Ready go..Congratulations, DJ, on winning the gold.


Brandon Martus is in the audience tonight. Brandon, Please stand up and wave hello. Brandon Martus has figured out the secret to cold fusion. Let's all thank Brandon for figuring out cold fusion. Ready Go...Thanks, Brandon, for figuring out cold fusion.

Clark Gilbert is here tonight. Let's all say hello to Clark. Ready go...Hello Clark. Clark is just an average guy of no particular distinction, which is all the more reason to give him some group attention. In fact, let's all tell Clark that we love him. Ready Go...We love you Clark. Please stand up Clark so we know which way to direct our love.

Is Joseph Matt here yet? Let's all ask for him. Ready go...Joseph, are you here? Joseph, you are a little late on your credit card payments. Just a reminder, Joseph.

All please yell now! LOUDER!....Now yell like a cowboy!......Now make that sound like they used to make on the Arsenio Hall show....That's enough of that.

We have a birthday in the audience this evening. Will 'Big Mike' please stand up. Let's all speak Happy Birthday to Mike. No singing please. Just speak it. Ready go....Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Mike. Happy Birthday to you.


We understand that audience member David Kelley has a headache. Let's all tell David we are sorry about her headace. Ready go...Sorry about your headache David... All this shouting probably doesn't help... Let's all lead David in a the following healing meditation. Ready Go...David, Close your eyes. Imagine your headache as a Big Cow. Picture your headache-cow sitting on the field. Just grazing. Concentrate David Now......KILL THE COW!.....Chop your headache-cow into several cuts of beef and distribute them to stores throughout Texas. There, that should help you feel better.


~Taken from Blue Man Group's 'Live from Luxor' show

Just to raise a smile

[Matt Attallah]

Wow. We all must be dorks when we find humor in stealing others calculators...

A friend tried to tell me that my car was badly hit, but i knew he was lieing. My bumber is bent, but not badly hit...

Edit:

In resopnce to your post below, I am also a dork. I never said that it's a bad thing. I just find it funny!

[Melissa H.]

Made me smile

On a side note: Yes, I'm a dork...and proud of it...and that's why I'm in robotics...then again...it's an double honors class and everyone in that class goes crazy if the class average is below 95%...

Matt: Aren't we all?

[Hermione692]

omg!! i live for april fools day!
so first i set all the clocks forward in the whole house..lol, so everyone was up at 4am wondering y it was still so dark outside.

ok this one is even better:
I talk with a person in aussie, and i send him an e-mail saying i got in a huge fight with my family and that i couldn't stay at their house anymore..blahblahblah..i went off on that for awhile, then i said i was flying into the sydney airport and if i could stay with him for a few days. i said i'd be flying in at 4:01pm, and i attached a pic so he knows what i look like. Once u download the pic, it says happy april fools day..and the pic is halarious b/c i got it off uglypeople.com...lol...needless to say he totally freaked..lol
i'll have to wait a whole nother yr before going crazy..wait we can make it april 1st everyday..quahahahaha
"I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good" -Forge
Hermione

[Clark Gilbert]

Originally posted by JosephM
We have some special guests in the audience tonight.

Clark Gilbert is here tonight. Let's all say hello to Clark. Ready go...Hello Clark. Clark is just an average guy of no particular distinction, which is all the more reason to give him some group attention. In fact, let's all tell Clark that we love him. Ready Go...We love you Clark. Please stand up Clark so we know which way to direct our love.

Just to raise a smile

Uh....ok

Some kids in my spanish class (stupid under classmen) decided it would be funny to play a trick on my Spanish teacher. Somehow they got her to leave the room for 5 minutes and while they were gone they taped almost everything in the room to a table or the floor. They taped the stapler to the table, all her notebooks/folders/papers, they taped her computer mouse to the table, and they even taped her rolling chair to the ground. The funniest part is that she didnt notice any of it until she went to use the various items.

[Frank(Aflak)]

A friend showed up in my house in a gorillia suite and told me I was driving. First to the grocer. In he went, and out he comes, with mustard of all things. Then he gives me directions to another guy's house. Off we go. The guy parked his car outside. My hairy friend had me park, jumped out in full gorillia mode, and sprayed the car with mustard. Then he ran back and off we went. Not all that creative, but it was fun driving with him leaning out the window. Last year I heard he went to buy bananas in full gorillia getup.

[kristen]

Originally posted by Tetra248
Stole my friend's graphing calc right before her math test...but I gave it back...although she never would have noticed that I had taken it...(wow...now I sound like a mean person...stealing peoples graphing calcs and leaving them to fend against Trig for themselves... )

Graphing calculators are a touchy subject for me.. I lost the one that my parents bought for me, and when I finally gave in and decided to sign one out from the school, I lost it within 5 min. And the sad part was that I wasn't even supposed to have taken it yet...

My math teacher tried pulling a prank on us. He told us that there was a quiz on Wed, and then when we walked in on Tuesday he had us take it then. Some people were like yelling at him.. I knew that it was a joke that he was pulling out to a large extent, besides no one in my class studies for math quizzes anyways.

Anyways, we took the whole quiz and that the end there was a code the decode that said "practice quiz."

[Joe Matt]

Atleast it was creative. I like it. Compare this to my April Fools joke, which was nothing at all. Yes, a whoping 0 things done by me which was intresting. Mabey it was even -1 things done.

[JAH]

Am I not the only person who completely forgot about it this year? I didn't even know it was till today when my barber was talking about it. My whole family forgot. I saw these threads but just thought...oh, it must be coming up. I am a bit dense...

[Pin Man]

I dont remember what game but in a basketball game a referee and I think it was a player staged a fist fight to get the coach mad... It was an NBA game... I saw it on sports center... it was hilairious...

[Guyute]

THE WORST APRIL FOOLS PRANK EVER PULLED ON ME WAS DURING MY FRESHMEN YEAR!!

SO WE WERE HAVING A ROBOTICS MEETING JUST WEEKS BEFORE WE WERE GOING TO NATIONALS IN FL. AND ONE OF OUR HEAD ADVISORS STEPPED UP AT THE BEGENNING OF THE MEETING AND TOLD US THAT OUR FUNDS HAD RUN SHORT AND THAT UNLESS WE CAME UP WITH ABOUT 3 THOUSAND DOLLARS IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS WE WEREN'T GOING. (btw we had all forgotten that it was april fools)

EVERYONE WAS SO DEVISTATED AND MAD...SO WE SAT THERE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES SULKING WITH EACH OTHER AND THEN SHE FINALLY PIPED UP "APRIL FOOLS!!!" I SWEAR WE ALMOST KILLED HER. SO TO THIS DAY WE HOLD A GRUNG AGAINST HER AND SOMEDAY HOPE TO GET HER BACK.

[AlbertW]

I convinced a bunch of friends that because my grades sucked so much my parents were pulling me from harker, and placing me in our local public school (Monta Vista.)

Uta seemed rather happy =P noone else was.

[Harrison]

Originally posted by utishpenguin
any good april fools' pranks? list them here!

We put up signs around my school advertising a house party.

The address of the location just happened to be where one of our Physics teahcers lives.