CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #608

[Billfred]

Happy Week 1, all you late bloomers!

The scores after the last round:

GeeTwo	138
EricH	131
Taylor	130
GaryVoshol	98
Wayne Doenges	97
cgmv123	91
efoote868	89
M1KRONAUT	72
DonRotolo	66
dodar	60
rsisk	53
thatprogrammer	48
MARS_James	46
Al Skierkiewicz	26
Kevin Leonard	24
Jim Wilks	24
Sperkowsky	21
Ichlieberoboter	20
DohertyBilly	19
mastachyra	16
Matthew1998	12
orangemoore	10
TGurlik	10
MaGiC_PiKaChU	9
Poseidon1671	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
白巨人	6
gixxy	5
IndySam	4
dubiousSwain	4
The_ShamWOW88	4
bobjones227	3
EmileH	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
nickyflash	2
Rman1923	2
Bob Potts	2
Ari423	2
AndyBare	2
nxtmonkeys	2
DSisk	2
Dibit1010	2
JacobD	2
George1902	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/42701

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Hey, look what we just cap--

$#!#. We're the GREEN Alliance! WHO LET THE RED ALLIANCE IN HERE?!?!?

[GeeTwo]

A.a.a.nd you've won, A BRAND NEW TOWER!

Here it is, an FRC model 2016 Stronghold Tower. Over eight feet tall, featuring five goals, three rungs, custom lighting, and three-on-the-batter, the Stronghold Tower is not your father's FRC goal!

[dodar]

Everyone, take a look at our new robot with all translucent aluminum.

[GaryVoshol]

Explaining why the Stronghold vision targets are so much better than Triple Play and Aim High.

[Taylor]

Ladies and gentlemen, we now present to you the only field element to survive the Palmetto Regional!

[Sperkowsky]

I am ready drop it down. The field has to get taken apart and sent around the world sooner or later.

[Hitchhiker 42]

"Bet you can't pull yourself up on the rung faster than my robot!"

[efoote868]

It's amazing that they were able to photoshop themselves into a frame with a field element like that. Now for a little constructive criticism, don't forget your arm next time.

[Wayne Doenges]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3dZ...layer_embedded

[DonRotolo]

Presenting the next phase of Obamacare: The Blue Cross Blue Shield Tower of Power!
Enter and be healed.
(If only it worked...)

[gixxy]

Have fun storming the Stronghold!

[cgmv123]

You can get the Stronghold Castle for only 10 easy payments of $2016! We'll even throw in a free Cheval de Frise!

But wait, call within the next 10 minutes and we'll double the offer! That's two Castles and two Cheval de Frise's for only 10 easy payments of $2016! Call 1-800-871-8326! Operators are standing by!

[JoshWilson]

And not only will we infuriate teams with having to figure out how to do all these defenses and launch balls, but they also have to try and figure out how climb this tower!

[Billfred]

Hah, it's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

Ladies and gentlemen, we now present to you the only field element to survive the Palmetto Regional!

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

Explaining why the Stronghold vision targets are so much better than Triple Play and Aim High.

And the burn award goes to...

Originally Posted by EricH

Hey, look what we just cap--

$#!#. We're the GREEN Alliance! WHO LET THE RED ALLIANCE IN HERE?!?!?

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	140
GeeTwo	140
EricH	134
GaryVoshol	103
Wayne Doenges	99
cgmv123	93
efoote868	91
M1KRONAUT	72
DonRotolo	68
dodar	62
rsisk	53
thatprogrammer	48
MARS_James	46
Al Skierkiewicz	26
Kevin Leonard	24
Jim Wilks	24
Sperkowsky	23
Ichlieberoboter	20
DohertyBilly	19
mastachyra	16
Matthew1998	12
orangemoore	10
TGurlik	10
MaGiC_PiKaChU	9
Poseidon1671	7
gixxy	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
白巨人	6
IndySam	4
dubiousSwain	4
The_ShamWOW88	4
bobjones227	3
EmileH	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
nickyflash	2
Rman1923	2
Bob Potts	2
Ari423	2
AndyBare	2
nxtmonkeys	2
DSisk	2
Dibit1010	2
JacobD	2
George1902	2
JoshWilson	2
Hitchhiker 42	2

Onward!