What to do on a 30h bus ride to houston

[ChewyMasterFlex]

For Buses:
Borrow your friends' Cd player, then take it apart and give the parts back to him in a Ziploc. Enjoy.

Steal headrests from the people that are sleeping, and have a headrest fencing match up in the back. Careful! Don't fall into that horrible place they call a bathroom....

For planes:
Take apart the phone thats installed in the back of seats. (Probably get five years in jail for that one.)

While you're waiting for a plane, have a conversation in Russian with your fellow Russian about the lack of security and how easy it is to carry bombs into a plane. (hehe one of my friends actually did that, not the smartest thing to do...)

Program in the bathroom stall. That way you don't have to get away from your computer. You've got everything you need in there.