Mountain Man's Analysis of Weeks 2 and 3

[pabeekm]

Being from North Carolina, I must protest this gross misuse of the word “mountain” to apply to solely to the Rockies. The Rockies are okay and all, but let’s be honest here. We all know that the Appalachian mountains are, of course, the best mountains. They were here first, they span into 13 states to the Rockies' 8, and they are home to the epitome of the English language (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03iwAY4KlIU).

#AppalachianMountainsBestMountains


Considering that the Appalachian mountains are the best mountains, that of course makes the FIRST teams of the Appalachian states a force to be reckoned with:

We have the best mascots (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69uXfw2lqqA). We have the cheesiest teams (http://www.bluecheese1086.org/) and the cheesiest cheesecake (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uyr-WSKnbQ). ... and of course we have Wil Payne.

So in proper reverence to the best mountains, real mountain lovers should also keep an eye on the Rocket City Regional, the Finger Lakes Regional, the Central Maryland Event, and the Central Virginia Event.